Application : Ambassador Londo Mollari

[centauri-londo.livejournal.com]

((Londo has spoken to Delenn's mun and gotten the OK))

He stepped through the doorway and tugged at his coat, straightening the heavily embroidered sleeves. Ambassador Londo Mollari of the Great Centauri Republic surveyed his new surroundings. The walls and floor were wrought stone, but it did not have the same light and airy feel one would find in Centauri architecture. Was he back on Narn?

“Great Maker, I hope not,” he muttered to himself. “I could use a drink. Vir!” he bellowed.

Londo took a step forward and was startled to see a quill appear in front of him, just hovering over a piece of parchment.

 (("I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. Londo))
 ((I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. Londo))
  ((I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. Londo))
  ((One day, marmalade will rule the world. Londo"))
  

1.      What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite? 

Cheese, eh? Any kind that goes well with a good Centauri whiskey! But it should be fine and well aged, like good Spoo.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

Would you like for me to arrange for a quiet assassination? Something with poison to dispatch them? I’m sure it could be easily done, if you could manage to dispatch Lord Refa for me in return.

      3. What time is it where you are?

It is time for the Great Centauri Republic to retake it’s rightful place among the stars! And I see it is also time for another drink. Vir! Where is he?

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

Are there any dancing girls in this order? Or is this an Order of some political importance? I have married for political gain, I am sure I could ‘harass’ someone if there was something to be gained from it.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

      A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.

There is an interesting bar in DownBelow I have heard of called the “Laughing Narn”. Although I have never seen a Narn laugh. Damnably sullen people.

I would prefer to work in a bar where there are many beautiful dancing girls, and being in the dark means that I could not appreciate their.. ample charms.

2. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

Marriage? This Harry should take my advice. Never get married unless you stand to gain from it. Marrying for love only ends in heartbreak. Trust me, I have three wives from arranged marriages, Pestilince, Famine and Death, and the time when we are happiest is when we are furthest apart. 

3. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it. 

That simply means you need a more capable attache to handle your paperwork for you. Speaking of assistant, where is he? I need a new drink. Vir!

4. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.

Useless? I am Londo Mollari, Ambassador to Earth from the great Centauri Republic! I served in the Centauri military and was on the lead ship that conquered the Beta system in nine days! I have been called many things in my day, but useless has never been one of them!

5. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do. 

A bribe, eh? Now that is more like it! *rubs his hands together* I suppose it would all depend on what it is you were after. As Ambassador to Earth, I do have access to a great deal of.. useful information as well as some very powerful friends if you are after a political favor. It is always useful to have people in power who owe you something, yes?

Of course.. you could always take G’Kar. Him, I’d throw in for free.

 

Comments

[centauri-londo.livejournal.com]

Londo swore under his breath, "Great Maker. So long?"
Never one to let strange circumstances slow him down, he inquired, "Now that we've established when, where exactly -am- I?"

[gourmetchairman.livejournal.com]

"Earth. Hogwarts School, in Scotland, to be specific." Kaga bowed again. "I am a student here. Takeshi Kaga."

[centauri-londo.livejournal.com]

Londo ‘humphed’, “I had expected to visit Earth again, but not under these rather bizzare circumstances. And what is it you are a student of?”

[gourmetchairman.livejournal.com]

"Well, this is a general school to learn witchcraft and wizardry. Magic, in other words."

[centauri-londo.livejournal.com]

"Ah! Magic! I had the opportunity to see one of the last few Technomages before they departed known space forever. Remarkable skills, quick to anger though.." he muttered, recalling the computer demon that had nearly destroyed his entire system of data when one of the Technomages felt.. slighted by his actions.

[gourmetchairman.livejournal.com]

"Hm? I wonder if your technomages are the spiritual descendants of the wizards and witches of today." An intriguing thought.

"Many of my compatriots here are well skilled in their chosen field, though there are some that should be avoided," he added seriously.

[centauri-londo.livejournal.com]

"Aaah, now we get to the more important matter. You refer to a dangerous Technomage of a sort? Or several of them?"

[gourmetchairman.livejournal.com]

"There is one I know of that should be avoided at all costs. He goes by the name Karasu."

[centauri-londo.livejournal.com]

Londo : “And why should such a man be avoided? Is he considered dangerous?"

[gourmetchairman.livejournal.com]

"Oh, yes. I've....experienced first-hand how dangerous he is." The lack of details indicated that Kaga wasn't willing to give them. "As long as you avoid a man in a mask with black hair, you should be fine."

[centauri-londo.livejournal.com]

Do you not have security forces here? If he is so dangerous, why has he not been properly incarcerated?

[gourmetchairman.livejournal.com]

"Sadly, no. There is no sort of security here, and only few teachers have the means-let alone the desire-to subdue him. As for incarcerating him, I should note he is a demon. Escaping would be far easier for him than for either of us."