Astral plane, activate! (HH anniversary plot, RP open to all)

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

The Sorting Hat had been dabbling in way too many fringe philosophies. (Neo-Rosicrucianism? Really, Sorting Hat?) It seemed that puppet!Ron Weasley's name for it, Sorting Hat the Wise, had gone to the Hat's lack-of-visible-head.

On the morning of Dec. 13 (or was it the 14th?) the Hat's esoteric interests affected the school for the second time.

The first instance had been more than a year past, when the Hat took a cue from Rev. Sun Myung Moon and united most of the Hogwarts students in mass marriages. That had been a lengthy and concerted effort by the Hat and its house-elf minions, opposed vigorously by the wicked (or noble??) Kojiro. Kojiro's kidnapping of the Hat's bride had been something of a turning point for the headstrong headgear.

This new instance ... even Kojiro might be powerless to counter. And the Hat's agency would be difficult, if not impossible, to discern.

In a mighty magical working, the Hat projected many of the students ... to the astral plane, in their astral forms.

Astral Hogwarts resembled the real material Hogwarts (well, the Sorting Hat's version of material Hogwarts) very closely indeed. There were some dissimilarities: did Hogwarts, on the material plane, really sparkle so much? Were there so many rainbows in the sky, without a hint of rain to prompt their presence? Were there really pastel-colored unicorns frolicking on the grounds? Unicorns with hair made of cotton candy?

Could the students fly without brooms in material Hogwarts?

Other than that, it would be instantly recognizable as Hogwarts. The astral students would find nothing jarringly unfamiliar, being astral themselves. No disorientation, as there had been with the mass weddings; only a pleasant surprise, if they did happen to remember the absence of pastel unicorns and self-propelled flight.

Finally the Hat would have achieved paradise! Too bad not all the students could be brought into this happy realm. The Hat hadn't quite figured out how to bring everyone en masse. But many of them could be.

Including Kojiro, perhaps ...


(( OOC note: People are welcome to RP astral shenanigans here, or to start their own new posts for interactions of a closed variety. Please, if you embark on NSFW action, make a new post so that it can be lj-cut with appropriate warnings. ))

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[dungbombsrule.livejournal.com]

"All right," Ron sighed as he dusted the crumbs from his hands. He then balled up his hands into fists and went into a combative position. "Let's get started then. If you want to start off in a huddled ball on the ground, I'll understand. Probably easier on the back rather than just toppling over- Wait. Are you a top or a bottom? Because if you're a top, then I better get in a ball. I never win against tops."

Hey, there was a downside in being the instigator of dramatic conflict, but if Ron didn't do it, who would? Creative writing? Character development? Voldemort? Psuh!

[cosmicteddy.livejournal.com]

...Hang on. Something was not right. Michael blinked. The Astral Michael was not as quick on the uptake as his real world counterpart. He adopted the classic superhero pose, hand on his hips, back straight, and eyes staring nobly into the distance. It was a good pose for an impressive archangel, he felt.

"I will not fight you," he announced. "Love is my shield and shiny sparkly things are my weapon, except for when a sword is!" A halo, which was slightly tipped to the side as if it was having trouble staying on properly, was glowing around his head. He stretched out for a hug anyway. Yes, Ron, you can hit him, if it makes you feel better.

[dungbombsrule.livejournal.com]

"Blargh!" Ron was blown back against the wall by the powers of his canon. This being somewhat a dream, it didn't take long for him to scramble up again. He then raised his hands to cover his face from the power of Michael's kindness. "Curses!" Astral Ron exclaimed, just like in the movies which he has never seen. "Homophobia can never stand against the powers of love! The sparkly sensation!"