Astral plane, activate! (HH anniversary plot, RP open to all)

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

The Sorting Hat had been dabbling in way too many fringe philosophies. (Neo-Rosicrucianism? Really, Sorting Hat?) It seemed that puppet!Ron Weasley's name for it, Sorting Hat the Wise, had gone to the Hat's lack-of-visible-head.

On the morning of Dec. 13 (or was it the 14th?) the Hat's esoteric interests affected the school for the second time.

The first instance had been more than a year past, when the Hat took a cue from Rev. Sun Myung Moon and united most of the Hogwarts students in mass marriages. That had been a lengthy and concerted effort by the Hat and its house-elf minions, opposed vigorously by the wicked (or noble??) Kojiro. Kojiro's kidnapping of the Hat's bride had been something of a turning point for the headstrong headgear.

This new instance ... even Kojiro might be powerless to counter. And the Hat's agency would be difficult, if not impossible, to discern.

In a mighty magical working, the Hat projected many of the students ... to the astral plane, in their astral forms.

Astral Hogwarts resembled the real material Hogwarts (well, the Sorting Hat's version of material Hogwarts) very closely indeed. There were some dissimilarities: did Hogwarts, on the material plane, really sparkle so much? Were there so many rainbows in the sky, without a hint of rain to prompt their presence? Were there really pastel-colored unicorns frolicking on the grounds? Unicorns with hair made of cotton candy?

Could the students fly without brooms in material Hogwarts?

Other than that, it would be instantly recognizable as Hogwarts. The astral students would find nothing jarringly unfamiliar, being astral themselves. No disorientation, as there had been with the mass weddings; only a pleasant surprise, if they did happen to remember the absence of pastel unicorns and self-propelled flight.

Finally the Hat would have achieved paradise! Too bad not all the students could be brought into this happy realm. The Hat hadn't quite figured out how to bring everyone en masse. But many of them could be.

Including Kojiro, perhaps ...


(( OOC note: People are welcome to RP astral shenanigans here, or to start their own new posts for interactions of a closed variety. Please, if you embark on NSFW action, make a new post so that it can be lj-cut with appropriate warnings. ))

Comments

[elegantsamurai.livejournal.com]

Yukimura laughed. "Do it again!" he said, bringing the bottle to his lips and spilling most of it as he tried to drink.

[vislor-turlough.livejournal.com]

Turlough stared at Yukimura, but did kick him again. Hey, he likes being mean.

[elegantsamurai.livejournal.com]

Yukimura laughs. "Now, you can be the doctor and fix me," he says, raising his now empty bottle to Turlough. "And, I need more medicine," he adds, pouting.

[vislor-turlough.livejournal.com]

Turlough rolled his eyes. "I'm not being your doctor, and you can walk. I like being taken care of, not taking care of people."

[elegantsamurai.livejournal.com]

Yukimura struggled to his feet, staggering a bit. "I offered to take care of you and you kicked me," he accused, waving around the empty bottle.

[vislor-turlough.livejournal.com]

"And now I'm good. So....are you going to subdue me, big boy?"

[elegantsamurai.livejournal.com]

Yukimura looks at the bottle and scowls at its empty state. He tosses it away and walks or staggers, depending on your point of view, over to Turlough. "Anything you want. Rope? Whip? I'll spank you, if that's what you want."

[vislor-turlough.livejournal.com]

"Ooh, tied up by rope, whatever shall I do?" He liked it.

[elegantsamurai.livejournal.com]

Yukimura smirked. "Have a good time, of course." He lifted his chin, challenging Turlough. "I've got some nice rope in my room," he slurs out, trying to sound sexy.

[vislor-turlough.livejournal.com]

"Only if you're ready." He bats his eyelashes.

[elegantsamurai.livejournal.com]

Yukimura takes Turlough by the hand and shows him just how ready he is...over and over again.

Poor ropes.