Jemma Claflin, The Children's Hospital by Chris Adrian

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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I actually don't have cheese anymore. It was one of the only things I ate during pregnancy so it's sort of tainted for me.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Barney. Absolutely Barney. I heard that damn dinosaur sing his endless, over joyous tunes for months. MONTHS on end. Kill Barney. Please kill Barney.

3. What time is it where you are?
Day. That's all I know now. It's day. Time sort of feels funny now.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Oh my god I love Dumbledore. I wish I was a member of the Order of the Phoenix...

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark. My friend Vivian worked at a bar called Tequila Mockingbird's. I've always thought that was clever.

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument. Um. I'd say go with George, it was the name of one of The Beatles and to me that's always a safe bet. But Fred means 'constant peace' in German which I really, really love. And if you're getting married I'd say you'd want constant peace. I changed my mind. He should marry Fred.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
I'm a third-year med student existing in a hospital floating on miles of water with healing powers in the form of green fire. I'm allowed to have paperwork on my desk.
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
See the answer to Ravenclaw.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.

Remember that healing power I told you about? It's really cool complete with green flames and good feelings. If it still works I'll use it for you if you ever need it?


"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ____JC________
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. _____JC______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ____JC_______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. ______JC_______"

Comments

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"Oh," Dieter said, clad only in a towel and a wide grin. "I love it when people offer good feelings."

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Since becoming pregnant Jemma found a strange fascination with sex. There was a duality to this, however, because at the same time she was repulsed by it.

"Hello Mr. Naked." Jemma said with a nod. "Slytherin?"

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Well, if she ever wanted to act on her fascination, she had a volunteer.

"Ravenclaw," he said. "For the best and brightest."

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"Ravenclaw's my favorite house." Jemma told the man, without any other connotation. Although he was a very handsome man walking around in a towel, displaying is beautiful physique, any flirting was unintentional.

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That was all right, because Dieter had enough flirt to go around for several people. He was flirting now, leaning in close to talk to her. It wasn't a hard push, he just liked a bit of banter.

"It is quite the unusual House," he said. "It is the House for doctors and scientists."

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"I just had a baby," Jemma declared, patting her stomach dramatically, hoping it would scare the man off. He still seemed to be flirting with her and it didn't help, still, that he was in a towel. And attractive.

"Am I going to be sorted? If I'm sorted I'll probably be seeing you a lot. I'm a doctor." She paused and then smiled politely. "I'm going to be a doctor. I'm Jemma." She offered her hand.

Ravenclaw

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"Congratulations!" he said, and meant it. "Is it a boy or a girl?"

He shook her hand, too. "My name's Dieter. If you come to Ravenclaw, you'll certainly see me there." The tennis player re-adjusted his towel. "What's your specialty, Jemma?"

Re: Ravenclaw

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"I'm not...I lost the baby." The words came out faster than Jemma could think, and she knew somewhere deep inside that this wasn't true. She didn't lose the baby. Her son didn't die. She did. The baby lost her.

This, however, was much to difficult to explain so she decided at that very moment, this would be her story. "I lost the kid. He was a boy, though. I know it." In order to keep awkward tension to a minimum with the man in the towel, Jemma smiled kindly.

"Nice to meet you Dieter. If I come to Ravenclaw, will I be seeing more clothes?" She questioned with a smile.

Re: Ravenclaw

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Despite being ready to hit on anyone, at any time, for any reason, Dieter did at least know when he had stuck his foot in it.

"Yes, if you come to Ravenclaw, you will see more clothes. Maybe not so many of mine, but I know that everyone else there wears them. And I've even been known to put some on."

Re: Ravenclaw

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Jemma toyed with her finger against her temple and smiled down at the ground.

"That's good. Clothes are good."