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Kelly was married. How totally romantic! And after the standard one year of newlywedded bliss, there would be baaaaabies. But before the babies, there was something very important she needed to take care of. Sitting down, she pulled out two sheets of purple, scented stationary, and began to write.



Ladies,

Amaaaaaazing news. I got married! I am now Mrs. Kelly Kapoor.

But there are two small problems. First of all, did you see the décor at the mass wedding ceremony? Hello, K-mart blue light special. I don’t think so. Silas and I are going to have a properly decorated recommitment ceremony! Naturally, it will be the most fabulous event of the year.

But before that can happen, my new husband needs a makeover! Hair, wardrobe, spray-on tan, exfoliating facial scrub...the works! This is too big a job for one person. Can I count on the two of you to help me give the new Mr. Kapoor a fabover?

<3
Mrs. Kelly Kapoor

Date: 2007-08-27 07:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hedwigrobinson.livejournal.com
Kelly darling,

Naturally you may count on Hedwig. But tell me, is Mr. Silas Kapoor a spring, summer, fall, or winter? His color palette is key to our choices.

Kisses,
Hedwig

Date: 2007-08-27 08:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hedwigrobinson.livejournal.com
Kelly darling,

Albinism might make for a very striking look! We shouldn't dismiss it out of hand. Owl me some Polaroids of your man and I'll see what I think.

Kisses,
Hedwig

Date: 2007-08-27 08:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hedwigrobinson.livejournal.com
Kelly darling,

Has the Hat allocated any household funding for cosmetic surgery?

Kisses,
Hedwig

Date: 2007-08-28 01:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kamikazejudy.livejournal.com
Kelly, darling, I do hope you mean to exfoliate before you use that spray on tan. I can't wait to meet the other person in our makeover team. I'll bring margarita mix!

Kiss kiss,

Judy

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