Team Fabover ((Closed RP))
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Kelly was married. How totally romantic! And after the standard one year of newlywedded bliss, there would be baaaaabies. But before the babies, there was something very important she needed to take care of. Sitting down, she pulled out two sheets of purple, scented stationary, and began to write.
Ladies,
Amaaaaaazing news. I got married! I am now Mrs. Kelly Kapoor.
But there are two small problems. First of all, did you see the décor at the mass wedding ceremony? Hello, K-mart blue light special. I don’t think so. Silas and I are going to have a properly decorated recommitment ceremony! Naturally, it will be the most fabulous event of the year.
But before that can happen, my new husband needs a makeover! Hair, wardrobe, spray-on tan, exfoliating facial scrub...the works! This is too big a job for one person. Can I count on the two of you to help me give the new Mr. Kapoor a fabover?
<3
Mrs. Kelly Kapoor
Ladies,
Amaaaaaazing news. I got married! I am now Mrs. Kelly Kapoor.
But there are two small problems. First of all, did you see the décor at the mass wedding ceremony? Hello, K-mart blue light special. I don’t think so. Silas and I are going to have a properly decorated recommitment ceremony! Naturally, it will be the most fabulous event of the year.
But before that can happen, my new husband needs a makeover! Hair, wardrobe, spray-on tan, exfoliating facial scrub...the works! This is too big a job for one person. Can I count on the two of you to help me give the new Mr. Kapoor a fabover?
<3
Mrs. Kelly Kapoor
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Date: 2007-08-27 07:56 am (UTC)Naturally you may count on Hedwig. But tell me, is Mr. Silas Kapoor a spring, summer, fall, or winter? His color palette is key to our choices.
Kisses,
Hedwig
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Date: 2007-08-27 08:01 am (UTC)He's albino! It throws the entire seasonal scheme out of whack. But labor day is coming up, and being albino is no excuse for wearing white in the fall. So we can pick the spray-on shade of our choice, and work from there!
<3,
Kelly
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Date: 2007-08-27 08:03 am (UTC)Albinism might make for a very striking look! We shouldn't dismiss it out of hand. Owl me some Polaroids of your man and I'll see what I think.
Kisses,
Hedwig
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Date: 2007-08-27 08:19 am (UTC)Attached are two photos of the new Mr. Kapoor! Let me know what you think can be done about him.
<3,
Kelly
Attached are two (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v321/Teh_Molly/Silascode.png) still frame photos (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v321/Teh_Molly/silas_the_da_vinci_code.jpg) of Silas.
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Date: 2007-08-27 08:23 am (UTC)Has the Hat allocated any household funding for cosmetic surgery?
Kisses,
Hedwig
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Date: 2007-08-28 02:40 am (UTC)I already checked :(
<3,
Kelly
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Date: 2007-08-28 01:48 am (UTC)Kiss kiss,
Judy
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Date: 2007-08-28 02:39 am (UTC)Of course! And moisturize, naturally. I think this might call for an Aveno bath, too.
I bet you and Hedwig will get along super well! I'll bring the Appletinis!
<3,
Kelly
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Date: 2007-08-28 03:04 am (UTC)Kelly was ready and raring to go. Not only did she have a totally fabulous round of Appletinis set out, along with a veggie platter, but she had also covered the kitchen table with the latest fashion magazines. Kelly Clarkson was pumping in the background, and Silas was...somewhere.
Kelly hadn't actually told him about her makeover plans. She figured it would be the best surprise ever!