Semi-Open RP: Astronomy Field Trip

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Last time Slartibartfast had done one of these, he'd carried everybody to Magrathea in an old converted van. This time, there were so many people going, he'd had his ship the Starship Bistromath delivered, and it now sat idling on the lawn. Irrational behavior wasn't going to get them to Magrathea in anything like enough time, however, so he'd refitted it with an Infinite Improbability Drive.

"All right, ah, everyone, I want you to, you know, to find your partners, and we'll get on the, the, you know, the ship. I do hope everyone dressed, uh, dressed sensibly."

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Strong Bad would have agreed with that assessment of himself! He was not only hot, he was awesome, and he never wore a shirt, except when he was at work or doing a modeling shoot!

The big-headed, wrestling-masked, boxing-gloved little humanoid trotted into the growing gaggle of waiting students. His large, pupilless, slanted green eye-equivalents scanned the group. "Hey, which one 'a you guys is Luna Lovegood?" It sounded like it could be a lady's name! And Strong Bad was all up ons the ladies.

Mercifully for everyone, he had omitted the Mongolian aftershave lotion (i.e., gasoline).

[whosneverbeen.livejournal.com]

When she heard her name, Luna looked up from the magazine. Well, Strong Bad was... definitely not what she'd been expecting. But he did have his quirky charm, she supposed.

She smiled and waved him over. "Hello. I'm Luna."

[sbisawesome.livejournal.com]

Definitely a lady! Strong Bad was in luck! Then again, when wasn't he? He had to beat the ladies off with a stick! Ali, Ali's sister, Delilelia ... He had totally never been so lonesome that he'd consider first-basing it with a piece of looseleaf!

"Hey there, partner. Can I call you partner? The name's Strong Bad." He said it in his smoothest, most alluring tones.

[whosneverbeen.livejournal.com]

Luna smiled. She definitely liked him. He was, in his own way, quite cute.

"You can call me 'partner'," she agreed equably. "But I do have to ask you before we go on with this trip... Have you ever had, you know, buttsex, with other men?"

Way to be circumspect and stick to polite conversation there, Luna!

[sbisawesome.livejournal.com]

Strong Bad spluttered. "Who wha? No way, man! What is this, a questionnaire for a blood drive or something? I can assure you that this butt is the final frontier where no man has ever been. OR EVER WILL BE."

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Luna smiled serenely, looking a bit relieved. "Oh, excellent," she said. "Not that there's anything wrong with buttsex, you see. It just... you know, could be painful."

After an awkward silence, she finally chirped, "So anyway. Should we get aboard? I'm interested in this planet-making place. I wonder if Xenu was ever a client."