Transfiguration Class

[tartan-pussy.livejournal.com]

Minerva knew that students rarely made it to class on time these days (if at all) and so she left the following instructions on the board:


Today we will be turning straw into cheese straws. Please take a handful of straw from the table back to your work space.

A wand is required for this class. If you do not own one, see me. I have loaner wands you may use for this class.

Once you have all your supplies in order, you may begin with the lesson. Take a single straw and set it on your desk away from anything else. Point your wand at it and say the incantation "Caseum verto" while envisioning the straw turning into cheese. Do NO say "CaseUS verto" lest you turn part of yourself into cheese.

Once you have succesfully tranfigured three straws, call for me to come inspect your work. Do not eat your materials until I have inspected them!

If you require additional assistant, raise your hand and I will come help you.

Comments

[last-akkadian.livejournal.com]

Mathayus chuckled. "Sure. What goes with yellow cheesy goo that used to be furniture?"

[themickoftime.livejournal.com]

Callahan shrugged. "Who knows? This here's just whiskey, because there's never a wrong place and time for that."

[last-akkadian.livejournal.com]

Mathayus accepted the small glass with a smile. "I'll take your word for that. Where I come from there's wine, ale, and kumis." He paused, toeing the liquid cheese at his feet. "Hey, maybe this is kumis!"

Mathayus tossed the whiskey back, coming up with a grin. "Nice. What's it called? Whiskey? I'll have to remember that."

[themickoftime.livejournal.com]

Callahan grinned. "I'm generally up in Ravenclaw... where the original bar is. Feel free to stop by if you ever want more." He looked down at the cheese lake. "I hope someone can clean that up," he mused. "Might be slightly inconvenient otherwise."

[last-akkadian.livejournal.com]

Mathayus nodded. "True enough. On the other hand, an instant cheese pond could be incredibly helpful if an enemy attacks." he grinned. "And I will definitely stop by."

[themickoftime.livejournal.com]

"You have a point." Callahan grinned. "Maybe you should offer your services to the groundskeeper. I'm sure the castle could use a cheese moat."

[last-akkadian.livejournal.com]

Mathayus laughed. "Guess my magic skills need some work. Any extra straws up there?"