Transfiguration Class
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hh_mirrorMinerva knew that students rarely made it to class on time these days (if at all) and so she left the following instructions on the board:
Today we will be turning straw into cheese straws. Please take a handful of straw from the table back to your work space.
A wand is required for this class. If you do not own one, see me. I have loaner wands you may use for this class.
Once you have all your supplies in order, you may begin with the lesson. Take a single straw and set it on your desk away from anything else. Point your wand at it and say the incantation "Caseum verto" while envisioning the straw turning into cheese. Do NO say "CaseUS verto" lest you turn part of yourself into cheese.
Once you have succesfully tranfigured three straws, call for me to come inspect your work. Do not eat your materials until I have inspected them!
If you require additional assistant, raise your hand and I will come help you.
Today we will be turning straw into cheese straws. Please take a handful of straw from the table back to your work space.
A wand is required for this class. If you do not own one, see me. I have loaner wands you may use for this class.
Once you have all your supplies in order, you may begin with the lesson. Take a single straw and set it on your desk away from anything else. Point your wand at it and say the incantation "Caseum verto" while envisioning the straw turning into cheese. Do NO say "CaseUS verto" lest you turn part of yourself into cheese.
Once you have succesfully tranfigured three straws, call for me to come inspect your work. Do not eat your materials until I have inspected them!
If you require additional assistant, raise your hand and I will come help you.
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Date: 2007-05-15 04:52 am (UTC)Watching Tyrion leave, House waved cheerfully. "Good luck with that, Cheesedick!" He called, hopefully loud enough for the whole classroom to hear. For Tyrion's sake, he really hoped that he hadn't turned it into feta. That would be awkward. Hilarious, but awkward.