The Horrible Unpopping of GIR! (open RP)

[metsuhametsu.livejournal.com]

Deep in the bowls of the castle - which is to say, in a rather large and unusual room on the second floor - there came an almighty crash, as a small metallic robot fell from the roof into a little metal pile on the stone floor. How he managed this after spending several months as a large kernel of popcorn in an unbreakable glass case is unknown.

The little robot flipped onto his feet and gazed about the room with huge, featureless eyes. For several moments he looked somewhat contemplative.

This impression was somewhat shattered when he opened his mouth and screeched, "I'm NAKED!!!" and started running around one of the cases of giant popcorn kernels, waving his arms above his head.

"WHEEEEEE! I taste like a monkeh!"

((Come and encounter GIR - if you dare! XD))

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[assmeat-hunger.livejournal.com]

Tenna relaxed a bit then, setting GIR down onto the floor and squeaking Spooky right back. "Pirates are cooler," she admitted with a shrug, blinking at the piggy and back to Spooky. And squeaked him a few more times, again, as if to remind herself that he still could.

"MASHED PAH-TAY-TERS?" she crooned aloud, eyes wide and staring for a brief few seconds. "YOU DARE TO ASK FOR THE MASHED POTATOES?!" She looked a thing of rage, and smushed Spooky in GIR's face again, eyes still wide and glaring. And then, you know, switched automatically back into Tenna again, grinning. "Okay!"

[metsuhametsu.livejournal.com]

"Yaaaaaaye!!" GIR shouted, and started rolling about the floor excitedly. Then he jumped up and began running in little circles around Tenna. "I don't know what pirates is!"

(This fact, although horrifying, was entirely true. GIR knew of ninjas. GIR knew of soldiers. GIR knew of the Slaughtering Rat People of planet Blorch and the terrifying mutating baby-people of Nhar-Gh'ok, but somehow - somehow - he had missed the hype of Pirates of the Caribbean. For someone who watched so much TV, this was rather impressive.)

"I'll make the muffins!" he added. You couldn't have mashed potatoes without muffins, after all.

[assmeat-hunger.livejournal.com]

He. Didn't know. What pirates were? Oh, that was sad. Very sad. Worthy of tears. Or, at least, it would have been worthy of tears if Tenna were capable of shedding them anymore. But, still, at any rate, pirates were amazing, and the fact that GIR was unfamiliar with them was enough to send Tenna's jaw falling towards the floor. For a few long seconds. Before she finally spoke again.

"You must be educated! Small robot child!" she announced aloud, and waved her arms in her very best imitation of a windmill. "But muffins! Yay muffins! I concur with that statement whole-heartedly! Muffins and mashed POTAYTOES it is."