The Horrible Unpopping of GIR! (open RP)

[metsuhametsu.livejournal.com]

Deep in the bowls of the castle - which is to say, in a rather large and unusual room on the second floor - there came an almighty crash, as a small metallic robot fell from the roof into a little metal pile on the stone floor. How he managed this after spending several months as a large kernel of popcorn in an unbreakable glass case is unknown.

The little robot flipped onto his feet and gazed about the room with huge, featureless eyes. For several moments he looked somewhat contemplative.

This impression was somewhat shattered when he opened his mouth and screeched, "I'm NAKED!!!" and started running around one of the cases of giant popcorn kernels, waving his arms above his head.

"WHEEEEEE! I taste like a monkeh!"

((Come and encounter GIR - if you dare! XD))

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[assmeat-hunger.livejournal.com]

"Dear sweet Jeebus, it's one'a them cyborgs!" Tenna chose to yelp aloud, eyes wide and fixated on the small, metal thing in front of her. Why she was down by the popcorn room, she didn't quite kn... Okay, she'd been trying to steal a piece of popcorn. They were so big! And fluffy! But seriously. Robot. Way more interesting than snack food. "Cyborgs taste like monkeys you say? How peculi-fuckin'-lar!"

[whosneverbeen.livejournal.com]

Luna wandered into the popcorn room, having been alerted by all the screeching. She stared down at Gir, looking vaguely puzzled, then she smiled. "Hello. You're sort of cute."

Unpopcorning of ZIIIIIM

[gr8testirkeneva.livejournal.com]

Suddenly with a second almighy crash, a tiny green alien burst out -proud, gloved hands on hips and massive pink eyes narrowing.

"GIR! Get over here now!" He glanced around. "Behold, GIR, at what I have done! I have FREEED us form our filthy, kernelly doooom." He hummed triumphantly, awaiting praise.