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"Allow me to elucidate."

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

I don't  really care for cheese...

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

Carrottop!  Between the eyebrows, muscles and hair, he is pure evil.

3. What time is it where you are?

I'm not sure, but it's somehow always dark, odd.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

Order of the Phoenix?  I'd harass the prettiest one, I suppose.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.

Ah, that one is easy, The Other Side.

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

I don't know any of these people, and I'm supposed to choose?  Well, Isis and Orsiris were brother and sister, and they worked out well, thus Fred and George should marry, damn Harry.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.

There are dark forces at work in papers; they have the ability to multiply of their own accord.  You, my dear, are fighting a losing battle.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.

I help punish the wicked for their crimes, I think that's plenty useful.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.

I make lovely puppets and I can put on one hell of a show....


I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. Ogin.
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. Ogin.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. Ogin.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. Ogin.