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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I don't actually care for cheese.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrot Top?
Carrot Top. He's an actual human, and therefore ought to know better. (Plus I like his eyes.)

3. What time is it where you are?
Nightmare Time

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? (If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.)
Who are these people, and why would I be interested in them?

5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark. 'Blind Man's Pub'
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. (Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.) Again, who?
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I'm constantly disposing of it. Your idiot boss keeps giving you more. (Duh.)
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless. I'm a knife expert and I am very hard to hurt.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Your worst enemy's eyes. On a platter.

I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. C.
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. C.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. C.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. C.

Current Mood: amused

serrulata.livejournal.com

Outside greenhouse six there was a sign:

DETECTION AND DEFENSE AGAINST DANGEROUS MAGICAL PLANTS

Students enter at own risk. Non-participants please stay near the exits and behind the red line.

True to the sign, there was a red line drawn in chalk segmenting two thirds of the greenhouse. The third behind the line was closest to the door, and clear of obstacles.

( The space beyond the line, however, was a different story. )

serrulata.livejournal.com

Being quite small (in fact, standing next to his adult self, he would barely come up to his older version's knees) Kurama-chan was able to sneak through crawlspaces and secret passageways that most people in Hogwarts didn't even know existed.

So it happened, then, that he managed to get quite lost in the middle of the school, wandering the halls and talking to the paintings. It would be quite some time before the effects of the magicked food he'd eaten earlier wore off, so whoever met him would be treated to a slightly amnesiac, runty little redhead with a too-long tail and too-big ears.

Current Mood: curious

necrobird.livejournal.com

A man dressed in a long black coat and pants stood in front of the desk. A gray mask, much like a surgical mask, covered half of his face so only his violet eyes were visible. He swayed on his feet and pressed his palm against his forehead with a grunt. His eyes flicked back and forth erratically as he filed through recent and painful memories. A few minutes passed before he came back to reality. His surroundings were unfamiliar. He knew this wasn’t the spirit world (or any other afterlife, for that matter), but it wasn’t his world either. Karasu wondered why he was here and heard himself mumble his question out loud.

( Allow me to elucidate. )

"I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. からす (Karasu)
I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. からす (Karasu).
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. からす (Karasu).
One day, marmalade will rule the world. からす (Karasu)"

Current Mood: indifferent

gatorsurfing.livejournal.com

[[This Ace, for those that actually know Red Dwarf canon, is the first and original one from Dimension Jump. Despite me using a handle from Stoke Me a Clipper. Then again, Matt's breaks the fourth wall. I'm getting off topic.

And for those with shinigami eyes, his real name's Arnold Rimmer.]]

A flash of light sparked in the Popcorn Room and a man in a gold flight suit fell to the floor, getting up and dusting himself off.

"That's odd, I don't recall being covered in butter." Usually that was someone else. And not often, butter was not that tasty.

The pilot looked around. This was certainly not in space, he must have landed on some planet. "Hello? This is Commander Arnold Rimmer, friends call me Ace. Is anyone there?"

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Entries tagged with ace rimmer

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Application for Karasu from Yuu Yuu Hakusho

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