Closed RP: Hakkai, Sanzo, Gojyo. Another unhappy birthday. <3

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((Backdated to November 29th. Probably won't contain much wrongness, but will have swearing and possibly some wangst, so plz don't read if that bothers you~.))

It had taken a bit of practise over the course of a few days, but Gojyo was finally able to figure out how to get the Room of Requirement to do what he wanted it to. The end result was a stable with a fully stocked bar on one side, and a karaoke setup on the other. The plush toy cow he'd bought weeks earlier had been transfigured into a real cow, had a big red bow tied around her neck and a smaller bow tied on the end of her tail, and was put in one of the stalls where she would stay until her new owner showed up.

Hakkai had stupidly generously volunteered to be the one to talk Sanzo into coming to his own birthday party, and that gave Gojyo enough time to request the rest of what was needed from a convenient house-elf and finish hanging the obnoxious party decorations. Sanzo would undoubtedly loathe the entire thing as though it were torture. The thought made Gojyo smile.

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"At the very least," Hakkai replied brightly, with an all too innocent smile, "you should keep her on your desk -- but that's just my own opinion, of course. You didn't think we would really give you a cow to care for, did you?" He didn't add that he just barely trusted Sanzo enough to keep himself well-fed, much less livestock (at least Goku was self-sufficient, to a point).

"Of course, you've always been the type to want physical proof." Hakkai pulled out his wand ((innuendo goes here please)) and went over to the stall, taking a moment to remember the reversal spell. The last thing he wanted to do was to accidentally turn the cow into some sort of possessed plush toy, or a rabid lion, or something else equally unpleasant and difficult to deal with. Sanzo alone was difficult enough for everyone.

Hesitating another second, he finally performed the spell and, much to his relief, managed to turn Betsy back into a doll without any other mishaps. He picked the toy up and brought it back to the bar, placing it on the counter in front of the monk. "Now, I expect you to take good care of her, Sanzo, all right?"

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"Yeah," he agreed, his smile the very opposite of Hakkai's, "the desk's as good as your bed. You don't want poor Betsy to feel unloved, do you?" The innuendo was only too obvious, at least if Sanzo happened to remember their drunken discussion about his desk.

That'd be the most action Sanzo's furniture was likely see, he privately added. And he wasn't still sulking. Really.

He turned to watch Hakkai return Betsy to her original form and took the plushie when it was set on the bar. After fixing the now miniaturised bow, Gojyo gently stroked Sanzo's face with the toy, making it look like the cow was nuzzling him. "Aww, we won't think less of you if you decide to sleep with her after all." He could scarcely keep a straight face as he dropped Betsy into Sanzo's lap.

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Sanzo was fairly impressed when Hakkai managed to turn Betsy back into a toy, but he wasn't really surprised. Give him a few more months and Hakkai would probably be able to teach a class at Hogwarts.

He turned his head slightly when Gojyo pushed the cow into his face, then glared down at it when it landed in his lap. He picked it up by one ear and set it back on the bar. "Idiots. Fine. I'll take it back to my room." He'd shove it into the wardrobe. They'd never know. Although the toy was kind of cute.