Princess Leia Organa-Solo, Star Wars (OT and EU)

[kissawookiee.livejournal.com]

Leia clutched her blaster rifle and kept a wary eye out. "Han? What just happened?" She reached out with her Force-sense, but didn't feel any hostility. She kept the rifle at the ready, though. She wasn't nearly well-trained enough to trust that particular ability just yet. "This isn't Anoth, is it?"

She spied the paperwork in the middle of the room and finally lowered the rifle as she started reading the questions and her answers to them aloud.



1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"Alderaanian grazer cheese. I used to sneak it out of the kitchens when I was a little girl and ruin my appetite." She smiles a little sadly.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"If they were trying to harm me, my family, or were presenting a threat to the New Republic, I'd try to incapacitate them first. I know that there are circumstances that call for killing, but I try to limit it to those. I'm more of a diplomat than a fighter these days, anyway." This last bit is said with no small amount of annoyance.

3. What time is it where you are?
"19:15, Coruscant Standard time. Unless my chronometer is broken. The way Han pilots, I'm not ruling that out."

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
She bristled, clearly offended. "I would do no such thing! Behavior like that is both unprofessional and morally wrong. Besides, I'm very happily married. Very happily."

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"Do I look like a bartender?" She glanced at her clothes, disheveled from the rough flight in. "On second thought, don't answer that. I don't know, what about 'The Nerf-herder's Place' or 'The Rebel Room'? ...on second thought, I sort of like that second one."

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"I don't know who they are, but I'd say that Harry should just follow his heart and not listen to what any interfering colleagues try and say about it. Sometimes the one for you is really the scoundrel instead of the prince."

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"Oh, get used to it and don't come crying to me. I'm a career politician, I have no end of paperwork waiting for me every day. You'll get no sympathy here."

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
"Oh, let me think." She mimes counting on her fingers. "I was one of the most influential members of the Rebel Alliance and now I'm helping to run the New Republic--or I would be if I wasn't here--I've negotiated more truces than you can shake a stick at, and I'm sort of Force-sensitive." She pulled her lightsaber from her belt. Luke had insisted that she keep it nearby, and it had saved her life on more than one occasion. "I'm not a Jedi, though. That's my brother's path."

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
"I have some credits on me, though I don't know if they're good here. So if money is all you love, that's what you'll recieve. And I have some clothes in the Falcon. Some nice things for State events, mostly, and a couple of extra coveralls. And--" she blushes. "And if anyone wants a metal bikini, I'd be glad to have it off my hands."


"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. LO-S
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. LO-S.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. LO-S
One day, marmalade will rule the world. LO-S"

Comments

[ra-tilt-chimera.livejournal.com]

Huh. Where I come from, it's difficult to tell how far apart worlds are because, like I said, moving between worlds almost never happens, and when it does, it involves high-powered magic to basically teleport between worlds (although, interestingly enough, hardly anyone teleports on a world).

[kissawookiee.livejournal.com]

"Interesting. We don't have magic where I come from. I suppose you could consider the Force to be magic, but I wouldn't say that to Luke. He gets upset. Luke's my brother," she explained. "He's trying to bring back the Jedi order and he takes it very seriously."

[ra-tilt-chimera.livejournal.com]

Magic's plenty serious. People who don't take magic seriously where I come from tend to end up in small pieces all over the landscape. The worst problem I ever heard of with magic happened to a friend of mine - she was essentially possessed by the most powerful Mazoku in all the worlds. I still don't quite remember how she got out of that one.

[kissawookiee.livejournal.com]

"If it's that dangerous, I can see why people should be taught to use it properly."

[ra-tilt-chimera.livejournal.com]

Exactly - although the magic they teach here isn't exactly the sort I'm used to.

This friend of mine has a penchant for original spells, and she was entirely aware of the risks when she cast that particular spell. It was a rather desperate situation.

[kissawookiee.livejournal.com]

"Oh." She couldn't really think of much else to say. "I don't think I ever believed in magic."

[ra-tilt-chimera.livejournal.com]

Well, I suppose that with all these people from so many different worlds here, there must be some worlds where magic doesn't work. Or where people don't know about it, anyway.