Princess Leia Organa-Solo, Star Wars (OT and EU)

[kissawookiee.livejournal.com]

Leia clutched her blaster rifle and kept a wary eye out. "Han? What just happened?" She reached out with her Force-sense, but didn't feel any hostility. She kept the rifle at the ready, though. She wasn't nearly well-trained enough to trust that particular ability just yet. "This isn't Anoth, is it?"

She spied the paperwork in the middle of the room and finally lowered the rifle as she started reading the questions and her answers to them aloud.



1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"Alderaanian grazer cheese. I used to sneak it out of the kitchens when I was a little girl and ruin my appetite." She smiles a little sadly.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"If they were trying to harm me, my family, or were presenting a threat to the New Republic, I'd try to incapacitate them first. I know that there are circumstances that call for killing, but I try to limit it to those. I'm more of a diplomat than a fighter these days, anyway." This last bit is said with no small amount of annoyance.

3. What time is it where you are?
"19:15, Coruscant Standard time. Unless my chronometer is broken. The way Han pilots, I'm not ruling that out."

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
She bristled, clearly offended. "I would do no such thing! Behavior like that is both unprofessional and morally wrong. Besides, I'm very happily married. Very happily."

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"Do I look like a bartender?" She glanced at her clothes, disheveled from the rough flight in. "On second thought, don't answer that. I don't know, what about 'The Nerf-herder's Place' or 'The Rebel Room'? ...on second thought, I sort of like that second one."

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"I don't know who they are, but I'd say that Harry should just follow his heart and not listen to what any interfering colleagues try and say about it. Sometimes the one for you is really the scoundrel instead of the prince."

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"Oh, get used to it and don't come crying to me. I'm a career politician, I have no end of paperwork waiting for me every day. You'll get no sympathy here."

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
"Oh, let me think." She mimes counting on her fingers. "I was one of the most influential members of the Rebel Alliance and now I'm helping to run the New Republic--or I would be if I wasn't here--I've negotiated more truces than you can shake a stick at, and I'm sort of Force-sensitive." She pulled her lightsaber from her belt. Luke had insisted that she keep it nearby, and it had saved her life on more than one occasion. "I'm not a Jedi, though. That's my brother's path."

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
"I have some credits on me, though I don't know if they're good here. So if money is all you love, that's what you'll recieve. And I have some clothes in the Falcon. Some nice things for State events, mostly, and a couple of extra coveralls. And--" she blushes. "And if anyone wants a metal bikini, I'd be glad to have it off my hands."


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Comments

[wh0-kill3d-m3.livejournal.com]

Um. Hi. *waves* I'm Laura, and this is Galahad. *points to treecat on her shoulder.* He's friendly. Usually.

So, um. How'd you happen to come by a metal bikini? Doesn't seem the usual thing for a diplomat.

[kissawookiee.livejournal.com]

"Hi. Leia Organa-Solo. It's nice to meet you both."

She rolls her eyes and sighs. "It's a very long story. The short version is that Hutt gangsters have bad senses of humor when you try to steal their favorite wall decoration, which happens to be the man you love in frozen carbonite."

[islandrebel.livejournal.com]

Does that metal bikini come with you in it, Princess?

[kissawookiee.livejournal.com]

"That would be a very distinct 'no'." She smiles sweetly. "Sorry if that's a disappointment."

[totallyluminous.livejournal.com]

'Metal bikini? It'd frighten him...if I can have that, I'll vote you wherever, babe.'

[kissawookiee.livejournal.com]

"It's done. Care to explain what this voting is about, though? I'm not even sure where I am right now."

[sofergetit.livejournal.com]

"Diplomat, huh?" He stands lazily, hands in his sweater pockets.

[kissawookiee.livejournal.com]

"Yes. Former Imperial Senator, then New Republic Minister of State, currently a Councilor."

[ugly-imp.livejournal.com]

Tyrion tried to think of a sensible question to ask this applicant, but he was still stuck on metal bikinis. Not that he had the first clue what one was, but since it embarrassed the woman, it was logical to assume it was something he wouldn't mind seeing her wear. However, he was tactful enough to not say so out loud. So he opted for a more neutral topic.

"So I assume this rebel alliance started the New Republic? Why?"

[kissawookiee.livejournal.com]

"The Old Republic was destroyed by a Sith who declared himself Emperor. My stepfather was one of the founding members, and I insisted on joining when I was old enough. We needed to get Palpatine out and end his stranglehold on the galaxy for the good of everyone."

[ra-tilt-chimera.livejournal.com]

*Oh, joy. Here's a familiar personality. Zel's composure evaporates like water under a fireball spell, and for much the same reason. He fights an irresistable urge to run for cover.*

Force-sensitive? Eh?

*He starts at the sight of the lightsaber.* The Sword of Light? What? I thought Gourry had it.

You *he decides angrily* have some serious explaining to do.

[kissawookiee.livejournal.com]

"Yes... it takes some explaining. My father was a Jedi and passed on his Force-sensitivity to my brother and me, but I only found out a few years ago when I discovered he was my father." She sounded a bit bitter, for good reason. "Since the Jedi were almost all wiped out, my brother's trying to find more potentials and train them, but I don't have the time. And my lightsaber--" She held it up, looking at it. "Luke made it for me."

[lilypotter60.livejournal.com]

Lily read through the application with interest - and not a bit of bafflement, as she had not a sodding clue what the woman was going on about some of the time - and then regarded Leia for a moment before smiling and holding out her hand. "Hello, I'm Lily. What sort of clothes?"

[kissawookiee.livejournal.com]

"Mostly fancy stuff for diplomatic functions." She rolled her eyes, as she hated diplomatic functions. "Though there's some light armor and coveralls in there, too. Any time we're on the Falcon, I'd say there's a fifty percent chance that someone tries to shoot us down on some forsaken wasteland of a planet."

[lionesscersei.livejournal.com]

Cersei liked to exercise her voting powers. Thus far they were the only real power she had at Hogwarts, so the more often she voted, the more at home she felt.

This applicant Cersei already knew she would not like, even if she did have a bit of Taena Merryweather's sass. Cersei had tired of Taena long ago anyhow, really.

"Against what were you rebelling?" She sounds bored, mostly, but there's that slight edge to her voice that forecasts slight bitchiness with a mild chance of grr.

[kissawookiee.livejournal.com]

Oh. This type of woman. Leia had spent her entire adolesence in the presence of snooty priviliged women and could recognize one a klik away. She found herself falling back to the haughty princess act that she had perfected as she grew older in the Alderaan Select Academy for Young Ladies and the Imperial Senate. "I was helping to lead a rebellion against a tyrannical despot," she said in her Senator Voice. "I was raised to believe that those with power should fight for those who have none."

[mr-vera.livejournal.com]

A politician, huh? *looks sour*

How much money have ya got?

[kissawookiee.livejournal.com]

"Well, someone has to do it." She shrugged. "I've got a couple of hundred credits 'just in case.'" The amount was closer to a thousand and much more in her accounts, but she wasn't going to say that. She probably couldn't use her accounts from here, anyway.

[artsy-jilly.livejournal.com]

Er... Hi. Um, doesn't the metal bikini, I dunno, chafe?

[kissawookiee.livejournal.com]

"Annoyingly so. It's one of the reasons I wanted to get rid of it." She shot a glare at Han, daring him to butt in.

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[fine-eyes-lizzy.livejournal.com]

*smiles wryly* I am afraid that like every other female applicant I must inquire about the clothing, thus continuing what, by now, must be a very dull trend indeed.

Have you any dresses? I shall refrain from questioning about the, ah... metal garment.

[kissawookiee.livejournal.com]

"It's not a problem. I'll be glad to have most of them off my hands. I was never one for dressing up, but the Force has a sense of humor so I ended up part of the Royal family of Alderaan. They tend to be towards the very fancy end of things. I can let you take your pick as soon as Han remembers where he parked the Falcon."

[wh0-kill3d-m3.livejournal.com]

Um. Hi. I'm back. *waves* Sorry about that. Hope everything's going okay.

I'm definitely giving the metal bikini a pass, but I might be interested in some of the other clothes, Mrs. Solo.

Also, I need to ask where you think I should vote Captain Solo, since I'm sure you want to be in the same House?

[kissawookiee.livejournal.com]

"It's no problem. I'm fine. Confused, but fine. And as soon as we find the Falcon, I'll let you take a look. He seems to be liking Gryffindor, and I think it would be fine for both of us."

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

What kinds of hats did you see at state events? What did they look like?

[kissawookiee.livejournal.com]

"Usually big, elaborate ones. Or headdresses. Big, elaborate headdresses are popular, especially in species with hair."

Hufflepuff!

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

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