Burning baby fish led me here . . .

[drusilla-misse.livejournal.com]

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

My mummy used to like cheese . . . before Angel tore her throat out. Is there a cheese that has blood in it? I like the one with all the little blue lines in it, they look like veins.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

Would I turn purple if I drained a purple dinosaur? I drained a man with jaundice once, and I turned yellow. I matched Spike's hair. The stars told me they thought it was very funny.

3. What time is it where you are?

I don't like clocks. They use sparky blue electricity . . . it lies, and it took my poor Spike away from me.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

I rather like the one that turns into a wolf. Wolves are all fluffy and bitey and we could run around naked in the moonlight and make Spike terribly jealous.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.

Spike and I ate a bartender once.

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

He should play them against each other and make them fight. It's ever so amusing.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.

Miss Edith says that the Queen of Hearts does it.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.

I killed a Slayer once. She was delicious.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.

You can have Miss Edith, she has been a naughty girl and I do not like her any more.

Comments

[grovel-you-fool.livejournal.com]

Such a lovely little thing you are, with a Divine name to match! You are destined to join Me in Slytherin, dearest.

[drusilla-misse.livejournal.com]

I always said I was a princess . . .

[conriocht.livejournal.com]

I rather like the one that turns into a wolf. Wolves are all fluffy and bitey and we could run around naked in the moonlight and make Spike terribly jealous.

I... err... hmm. *coughs uncomfortably*

Tootsitramp.

[major-ego.livejournal.com]

My dear Professor, I'm glad you said it first.

[drusilla-misse.livejournal.com]

Grrr.

[icchan-nyoroyo.livejournal.com]

Hufflepuff. You seem devoted to your Spike.

[drusilla-misse.livejournal.com]

Alas, my dear William has gone off to pant over the Slayer and tastes of ashes. But if he ever rids himself of that horrid, scratchy soul I'll surely welcome him back.

[csi-sara.livejournal.com]

There's cheese that has red wine in it that looks kind of like blood. It's more realistic than bleu cheese, really. We have to Professors who are werewolves. One's in Ravenclaw and one's in Hufflepuff. So, all this draining of people you do, are you working with corpses? We have a dissection lab in our common room. And a lot of people who like knives.

[drusilla-misse.livejournal.com]

I like knives. But I prefer to use them on live and squirming things.

[oldoneofrlyeh.livejournal.com]

(Sign: "She reminds me of one of my former High Priestesses from England. Slytherin, chop chop.")

[drusilla-misse.livejournal.com]

Miss Edith likes you.

[major-ego.livejournal.com]

My god... what is that thing

Is this... er... normal?

I believe I stand with Professor Lupin. Tootsitramp.

[major-ego.livejournal.com]

It appalled me so much I forgot the rules of proper punctuation! *blushes*

[drusilla-misse.livejournal.com]

Definitely not normal. *bares fangs*

[vividtonks.livejournal.com]

Oh my... Tootsitramp.

[don-voldie.livejournal.com]

Mm, vampires. About time they showed up. And in such a delectable package as well.

You will be well-suited in Slytherin, if only because we have people here who will accept you and your wondrous gift.

[drusilla-misse.livejournal.com]

I think I should like it there. The sun never gets in, does it? Because that can be dreadfully painful.

[evil-infant.livejournal.com]

It seems as if someone is a few horses short of a carousel.

[drusilla-misse.livejournal.com]

You're a cute little boy. Do you like daisies? They always die when I plant them . . .

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

You like wolves, hmmm?

Tom, Tom, I think she'd like your Fuzzy!

[drusilla-misse.livejournal.com]

Oh, I love animals. I used to have a lovely pet bird, and then a little doggie names Sunshine. But they keep dying on me, which is terribly sad. They make wonderful snacks, though.

!!!!!

[blizardridar.livejournal.com]

HOLY FUCK! It's YOU! You're that crazy bitch! Spike's ex! The one with all the smashed dolls and dead animals... *eyes widen* How... what...

What are you doing here?!!!!!

Re: !!!!!

[drusilla-misse.livejournal.com]

Well, after Spike ran off with that other nasty Slayer and Grandmummy got killed (again), I thought I'd go back to Prague. I had ever so much fun the first time I was there, at least before the mob. But it seems they hadn't forgotten me, so I had to leave town rather quickly and ruined my favorite dress.

Have you seen Spike lately? Has he dumped the Slayer?

[king-bakura.livejournal.com]

Tootsitramp.

[catremistrae.livejournal.com]

I want to keep my neck safe, so I'm voting Slytherin.

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

I do believe you're best suited for the dungeons, miss!

Your bribe has been accepted.

Welcome to Slytherin!

[drusilla-misse.livejournal.com]

Oh, thank you!