closed rp: letter to a queen
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Mungojerrie was positive that this was wrong. It was likely to backfire in his face. Yet, he felt a need to do it any way.
It's a good thing he's had some practise with the typewriter.
Bombalurina,
welcome I heard you were sorted. need a tour of the place? pretty big and i can show you the best place of all
kitchens!
how about it?
- jerry
It's a good thing he's had some practise with the typewriter.
Bombalurina,
welcome I heard you were sorted. need a tour of the place? pretty big and i can show you the best place of all
kitchens!
how about it?
- jerry
Absolutely terrified and traumatised rat back.
Date: 2006-11-16 08:43 pm (UTC)Am outside the common room, hon. Come get me.
- Bomba.
Then she released the rat, which she had been pinning to the floor, and retracted her claws. "Your lucky day, darling," she said to it and grinned toothily. "Now run off and find Jerry."
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Date: 2006-11-16 10:17 pm (UTC)Grinning from ear to ear, Mungojerrie opened the door to the common room. "Well, hello again."
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Date: 2006-11-16 10:52 pm (UTC)Bombalurina sat up and gave her paw a quick lick, smoothing down the fur on her head. Not that she needed it. It was just a good move to make.
"How very gentlemanly of you to offer showing me around," she said, smile still in place. "I really appreciate it."
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Date: 2006-11-16 11:16 pm (UTC)"That wouldn't be so bad, hon," she said, licking her lips.
Mm-hm. Definitely a gentleman.
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Date: 2006-11-16 11:20 pm (UTC)Mungojerrie hurriedly arrived at his own, private room and spotted the awaiting milk saucer on his night table. Next to it was bottled potion. He unscrewed it quickly and poured half into the milk. Afterwards, he stirred the milk and it looked perfectly normal and safe.
He returned two minutes later and placed the saucer on the floor. "Bon appetite, Mademoisselle," Mungojerrie said in the only French he knew.
Master of Mischief at work.
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Date: 2006-11-16 11:29 pm (UTC)Except possibly Voulez-vous couchez avec moi c'est soir?She innocently tried the milk. It had a strange aftertaste... She did rather like it, though. It sent pleasant tingles down her spine.
She was aware of growing taller. A lot taller. Her legs went on forever. And there, suddenly, was Bombalurina, the human. Red hair, a rich copper colour, cascaded down her shoulders. A pointed tongue darted out of her mouth and moistened full, pouty lips. Then she looked down at herself (http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/yhst-81694106139194_1914_14435615). Smouldering dark eyes widened just a bit.
"Oh."
This was new.
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Date: 2006-11-17 08:13 pm (UTC)Speaking of magical, Bombalurina was also much more beautiful than Mungojerrie could have ever imagined.
His nether region would like to also agree.He laughed and congratulated his sheer brilliance. Mungojerrie broke the brief spell of silence, "Bombalurina, I'd like to reintroduce myself." He bowed. "Mungojerrie at your service."
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Date: 2006-11-17 09:20 pm (UTC)Bombalurina looked up at him in surprise, her eyebrows raised. Ha! She knew she had seen that smile before! She smiled in slight amusement and studied her long finger-nails carefully.
"My. Made a fool out of myself, then, when I said you reminded me of someone I know (http://community.livejournal.com/hogwarts_hocus/977417.html?thread=48317961#t48317961)..." She looked him up and down. "How very naughty you are for doing this to me without even asking... So, how long will it last?"
As she asked the question, she tried to check herself out. She needed a damn mirror... Of course she was no expert or anything, but she had a feeling her arse looked fantastic in these trousers.
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Date: 2006-11-17 09:28 pm (UTC)Mungojerrie smirked. "Naughty is my middle name after all.
If I had one."How long it would last? That was a good question. Mungojerrie didn't remember asking that to Rumpleteazer or Fairy Boy. The human state had been kicking and well for about a month now. Could it be forever? Could it wear off eventually? He'll just be vague.
"As long as you like, Red."
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Date: 2006-11-17 09:49 pm (UTC)She took a step closer, noting with satisfaction how her hips swayed as she did. "Hmmm... Interesting. I think I quite like this, actually. This body has a lot of... potential." She left that last word to be interpreted any way Mungojerrie liked.
"Sooo... are you still going to show me around the place?" Bombalurina treated him to another one of her slow smiles.
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Date: 2006-11-19 03:23 pm (UTC)Potential. Insert subtle twitch. His mind went back to thinking over the word. Potential, potential, potential. Where WAS Rumpleteazer? At least if she showed up, Mungojerrie's sense would come back to him.
All of this was very wrong
and right."Oh! Show around! I was going to give a grand tour of the kitchens. Fancy that?"
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Date: 2006-11-19 04:10 pm (UTC)She winked at him. Bombalurina was never very subtle.
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Date: 2006-11-20 08:47 pm (UTC)Oh, there are a few things.
Enter Mungojerrie's bewildered look. What WAS that voice? Wasn't his subconscious suppose to be helping him? Did he really want...oh dear Everlasting Cat.
"Right this way," He said, louder than necessary. Mungojerrie opened the common room door and entered the hall way. He checked up and down. Finding that no one else was about, he gestured for Bombalurina to follow. "Best keep it between us."
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Date: 2006-11-20 09:11 pm (UTC)"Oh, don't worry, I don't kiss and tell." She winked, following him.
She found that she was having fun. Flirting with someone who was taken was always an extra thrill, and she'd have to be blind not to notice that he didn't particularly mind her presence. Bombalurina smirked to herself. Yes. Fun.
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Date: 2006-11-20 09:21 pm (UTC)Mungojerrie didn't believe that. If Bombalurina was as secretive as she said, then her reputation wouldn't be so...scandalous.
He led her down the hall way to the painting of the bowl of fruit. Mungojerrie loved this part. It was so much easier now that he was human. He glanced at Bombalurina. Might as well give her the honor.
"Just tickle the pear and we're in."
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Date: 2006-11-20 09:31 pm (UTC)Technically it wasn't a lie. Bombalurina rarely bragged about her conquests.
Unless they were really effing spectacular, like for an example Tugger...But her conquests did tend to brag about her, so yes...She quirked an eyebrow. "If you try to fool me, darling, I will be very cross with you."
Nevertheless she tickled the pear, and it giggled (and perhaps blushed a little) before revealing the door. Bombalurina's other eyebrow went up as well. She was impressed.
"Cute trick," she commented, looking over her shoulder at Mungojerrie.
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Date: 2006-11-20 09:48 pm (UTC)The pear tickled on cue and the gateway to Heaven was opened! Mungojerrie felt like a little kitten on Christmas. He could hardly contain himself and bounced right into the kitchens.
"If you'd like to call it that," He said, already sorting through the food. Mungojerried kicked aside a badgerring house elf before remembering. "Oh! Do you want anything?"
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Date: 2006-11-20 10:03 pm (UTC)She followed him anyway, for lack of anything better to do. Her gaze wandered from the House-elves to the kitchen itself. Alright, so it wasn't a bad place at all. Rather interesting, really. But she wasn't as excited about it as he was, because it was, well, food. Hardly Bombalurina's passion in life. Though there was a lot of innuendo to be made surrounding food, of course, not to mention the things one could do with whipped cream...
Right. Focus. She tapped a finger against her bottom lip thoughtfully.
"Perhaps. Anything you'd recommend especially?"
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Date: 2006-11-20 10:08 pm (UTC)"You!" A house elf carrying a huge tray of cookies was stopped in its tracks by Mungojerrie's threatening pointed finger. "Two mugs of hot chocolate aaa~nd...ah-ha! Three of those cookies, alright?" The house elf nodded and scurried off.
He leaned against the wall afterwards and feeling full of himself, Mungojerrie smiled at the red queen. "Just a minute."
True to his word, the house elf appeared out of nowhere a minute (and five seconds) later with dessert.
Suave.
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Date: 2006-11-20 10:25 pm (UTC)Bombalurina smiled. At least she could give him that. "Impressive."
She delicately balanced her cup of hot chocolate, and sniffed it. Hm. Not bad... Her tongue darted out and licked at the beverage. Hot! But good. So very good. Like so many women before her, Bombalurina had just discovered the good things about chocolate.
"How you spoil me," she purred to Mungojerrie, just to say something.
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Date: 2006-11-20 11:01 pm (UTC)"Too bad we can't have these as cats." Sip #2. "'Figured you'd...appreciate it, yeah."
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Date: 2006-11-20 11:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-20 11:39 pm (UTC)"Mm-hm, these bodies have their advantages," she said simply.
She looked at her fingers again. Flexed them. Held up her hand to properly see it, investigating from every angle. Was it a good hand? It had to be. It was hers, after all.
"Oh, I appreciate it, alright," she smiled, somewhat amused. "So what else does one do for fun around here?"