Application for Borat Sagdiyev, Da Ali G Show

[borat0sagdiyev.livejournal.com]

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I like the cheese of camels. IS NICE!

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I am not aware of what this Barney or Carrottop are, but if they are fancy British Gentlemen that want communists, I kill both!

3. What time is it where you are?
In Kazakhstan, we live independant of the "time zones" of the west. Now it is time when the oldest man in Kazakhstan (42) make an afternoon dirt.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I was, how you say... kicked from U S and Aye for "sexual harrassment" misunderstands. In my country, you see, it is a sign of respects when to touch my sexy areas.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark. Grip and Pull

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
In Kazakhstan, this man who do with another man is very big problem... is not like Gypsy, though.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
You are in the magics!

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
I have many job in Kazakhstan. I catch and beat Gypsies, I make cages for the women, and I give the animals sexytime explosions. I also internation journalist for Khazakstan~(tilde)

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you.
In Kazakhstan, we have the finest human Pubis in all of Central Asia. Is used for clean pots and pans. I remember to carry three bags of it with me at all times. You can have these fine products, worth at least 23, if you make me not the squib!


"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. Borat Sagdiyev
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. Borat Sagdiyev .
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. Borat Sagdiyev .
One day, marmalade will rule the world. Borat Sagdiyev "

Comments

[fine-eyes-lizzy.livejournal.com]

*jaw dropped in shock* Sir, I do not know what a... 'retard' is... but the treatment of women is inhumane! You should be ashamed of your occupation.

[borat0sagdiyev.livejournal.com]

But government scientist, Doctor Yamakav prove that a woman have a smaller brain than a man. This is why they can not be educate and need to be keep in cage.

[fine-eyes-lizzy.livejournal.com]

*outraged* Sir! That is vile and degrading and that, besides your apparent hatred of the British, forces me to Squib you.

*cool curtsy* Good day, sir.

[borat0sagdiyev.livejournal.com]

I like you, do you like me?

VOTE: SQUIB

[fine-eyes-lizzy.livejournal.com]

*tartly* Sir, aside from a gentleman I shall not mention, I think you are the most disagreeable man I have ever had the displeasure to meet. *curtsies again* Good day sir.

Re: VOTE: SQUIB

[borat0sagdiyev.livejournal.com]

Why the angry face? Come on, give me a smile, pussy cat.

Re: VOTE: SQUIB

[fine-eyes-lizzy.livejournal.com]

*irritated* Do you understand the meaning of good day, sir? It means I take my leave of you. Furthermore I am not your cat, nor shall I smile at you. *pointedly* I believe I have made my opinion of you abundantly clear, sir.

*under breath* Mr. Darcy, you have competition for the most vexing man in the United Kingdom.

*louder, coolly* Good day, sir! *walks out*