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hh_mirrorDear Jack Jack-O Jack and the Beanstalk Jack O'Lantern Jackal J-man Jay-Z Jack in the Box Jack,
Hey there, Jack! My name is Michael Scott, and I'm the Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton and the newest branch in the Dunder Mifflin family, Dunder Mifflin Hogsmeade, which is a start-up parchment supply office. I'm writing because I'm investing in an oil business, and I was told you might be interested in being a co-investor/business partner/loan officer. You interested in meeting for lunch to talk about the opportunity? I would suggest Hooters or Chili's, but they don't seem to have that here, so I guess the Great Hall will have to do. Maybe some hot chick can walk around in a tight shirt while the elves serve Awesome Blossoms.
TTFN! Dinkin' flicka!
Your main man,
Michael
Hey there, Jack! My name is Michael Scott, and I'm the Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton and the newest branch in the Dunder Mifflin family, Dunder Mifflin Hogsmeade, which is a start-up parchment supply office. I'm writing because I'm investing in an oil business, and I was told you might be interested in being a co-investor/business partner/loan officer. You interested in meeting for lunch to talk about the opportunity? I would suggest Hooters or Chili's, but they don't seem to have that here, so I guess the Great Hall will have to do. Maybe some hot chick can walk around in a tight shirt while the elves serve Awesome Blossoms.
TTFN! Dinkin' flicka!
Your main man,
Michael
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