Gabrielle, Xena: Warrior Princess
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Blinking in confusion the young woman glances around the room she's suddenly found herself in, "What in Hades...?" Absently she clutches the staff in her hands closer, almost like a security blanket, eyeing the others in the room warily. She's dressed simply in a short leather skirt and matching halter top with practical leather boots. A plain pouch is slung over her shoulder and across her chest, odd counterpoint to the strange metal ring hooked at her other hip and the sai handles peeking from the tops of her boots. She looks vaguely startled to be addressed then immediately relaxes into a friendly smile as she answers.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"Cheese? Oh I dunno, some of the cheese from Athens was pretty good, can't remember the name of it though. Probably from goats or something. Why is it my favorite? Umm... I guess 'cause it reminds me of home."
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
She blinks, green eyes reflecting mild confusion, "Who? Are these people warlords?"
3. What time is it where you are?
"Well... it was just a couple hours past midday where I... was..." She glances around again, studying the room with interest.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
She suddenly looks sad before the smile is back again, though a bit strained this time, "Well, I'm not sure who either of those people are but I can safely guess I'm neither one of them. Though, it's been my experience that when one has returned from the dead you generally aren't too into sexual harrassment... more like sleeping a lot... or trying to keep yourself from ending up dead again, kinda depends. But I suppose if you were to want to sexually harrass someone and I was theoretically this newly alive person that wants to harrass someone, I guess a member of this Order or whatever, then a good way to go about it would be to take that person to an Amazon party." Her eyes twinkle mischievously.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"A bar? Oh... well I dunno, I don't think I'd do very well at bartending. But I guess if I had to name one I could go with The Potadeian... but no one would be able to pronounce it."
B. Gryffindor ā Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"Who -are- these people? Well anyway, wouldn't it depend on who this Harry likes more? After all, shouldn't love count for something?" She smiles wistfully. "Though, if you really want a story about it with mythological creatures I could probably come up with one. I heard something about this big sea creature in the Britannia once... don't think it's real though, after all, it'd be bigger than a hydra and that's kinda silly."
C. Ravenclaw ā You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though Iām constantly disposing of it.
"Paperwork? Oh... you mean like scrolls and such? That's a really good question, I've always wondered the same thing myself. It's amazing how many scrolls a tribe of Amazons can generate of all people. Though we've generally found that the occasional bonfire of excess scrolls works well. Either that or we just stuff them all into a hut in the back of the village and pretend they don't exist." Gabrielle pauses then mutters to herself, "Which reminds me... I need to have someone clean out that hut..."
D. Hufflepuff ā Prove you are not useless.
She grins, eyes dancing with mischief, "Not useless? What would you like me to do?" She twirls her staff expertly around her body for a brief moment, "I have many skills."
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
"A bribe?" Gabrielle frowns slightly, "I don't much hold with bribery as a rule. Though... I suppose it depends on the circumstances. But... I guess I could offer my bardic skills, I was trained at the Academy for a while. Or um... I could teach self defense or something? I don't really know what would be useful in a bribe in this place."
"Is that it?" She smiles again and shrugs, "Ok, um... if you have anymore questions just ask."
"I have read the
hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. _____G______
I have read the
hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. _____G_____.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _____G_____.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. ______G______"
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"Cheese? Oh I dunno, some of the cheese from Athens was pretty good, can't remember the name of it though. Probably from goats or something. Why is it my favorite? Umm... I guess 'cause it reminds me of home."
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
She blinks, green eyes reflecting mild confusion, "Who? Are these people warlords?"
3. What time is it where you are?
"Well... it was just a couple hours past midday where I... was..." She glances around again, studying the room with interest.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
She suddenly looks sad before the smile is back again, though a bit strained this time, "Well, I'm not sure who either of those people are but I can safely guess I'm neither one of them. Though, it's been my experience that when one has returned from the dead you generally aren't too into sexual harrassment... more like sleeping a lot... or trying to keep yourself from ending up dead again, kinda depends. But I suppose if you were to want to sexually harrass someone and I was theoretically this newly alive person that wants to harrass someone, I guess a member of this Order or whatever, then a good way to go about it would be to take that person to an Amazon party." Her eyes twinkle mischievously.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"A bar? Oh... well I dunno, I don't think I'd do very well at bartending. But I guess if I had to name one I could go with The Potadeian... but no one would be able to pronounce it."
B. Gryffindor ā Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"Who -are- these people? Well anyway, wouldn't it depend on who this Harry likes more? After all, shouldn't love count for something?" She smiles wistfully. "Though, if you really want a story about it with mythological creatures I could probably come up with one. I heard something about this big sea creature in the Britannia once... don't think it's real though, after all, it'd be bigger than a hydra and that's kinda silly."
C. Ravenclaw ā You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though Iām constantly disposing of it.
"Paperwork? Oh... you mean like scrolls and such? That's a really good question, I've always wondered the same thing myself. It's amazing how many scrolls a tribe of Amazons can generate of all people. Though we've generally found that the occasional bonfire of excess scrolls works well. Either that or we just stuff them all into a hut in the back of the village and pretend they don't exist." Gabrielle pauses then mutters to herself, "Which reminds me... I need to have someone clean out that hut..."
D. Hufflepuff ā Prove you are not useless.
She grins, eyes dancing with mischief, "Not useless? What would you like me to do?" She twirls her staff expertly around her body for a brief moment, "I have many skills."
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
"A bribe?" Gabrielle frowns slightly, "I don't much hold with bribery as a rule. Though... I suppose it depends on the circumstances. But... I guess I could offer my bardic skills, I was trained at the Academy for a while. Or um... I could teach self defense or something? I don't really know what would be useful in a bribe in this place."
"Is that it?" She smiles again and shrugs, "Ok, um... if you have anymore questions just ask."
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I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _____G_____.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. ______G______"
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Date: 2006-08-22 03:32 am (UTC)Bardic? Such as singing and such? Oh! I LOVE singing. I even made up a few verses of my own some time ago. *grins*
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Date: 2006-08-22 04:13 am (UTC)Show me how to use that staff, and I'm all yours! Er, I mean, my vote is all yours. Into a house. Um, I'm Dawn. Dawn Summers.
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Date: 2006-08-22 09:53 pm (UTC)She laughs softly and grins at Dawn, "I'm Gabrielle. I'd be honored to teach you how to use a staff. Though... could you possibly explain this house thing a bit? I gather that it's a group, or something, but what are they? Are they those Gryffindor, Raven-something things the voice was talking about?"
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Date: 2006-08-22 05:40 am (UTC)((OOC: Damn. Shame Caesar is popcorn XD))
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Date: 2006-08-22 09:56 pm (UTC)((oops, didn't realize there was an Ares, sorry about that, I musta missed it on the list. *sheepish* Heh, and Caesar would make things pretty damn amusing.))
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Date: 2006-08-22 09:21 pm (UTC)((Gabrielle can either recognize Death or not, totally up to you.))
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Date: 2006-08-23 03:26 am (UTC)She looks charmed to be asked about her bardic talents, "I'd love to share. What would you like to know? Or did you want to hear a tale?"
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Date: 2006-08-26 04:47 pm (UTC)Your bribe has been accepted.
Welcome to Gryffindor!