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Application, Agent Neville Flynn, Snakes on a Motherfuckin' Plane.



1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
What does cheese have anything to do with this situation?! There are motherfuckin' SNAKES on the motherfuckin' PLANE. That's right, SNAKES. Unless you're tellin' me these snakes got here coiled up in a big-ass shipment of swiss, wrigglin' in and out of them little holes, we don't gotta be talkin' about cheese at all! I can't believe this bullshit. Motherfuckin' snakes.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Bitch, I've got two hands. One gun in each hand means they can both die at the same time, if they're in the same motherfuckin' place! Shit, let them deal with the damn snakes. Barney can sing some bullshit song about love and togetherness, and Carrot Top can be bait, with his damn fool ugly old wire-brush head.

3. What time is it where you are?
It's always snake-killin' time.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I don't got no time for harassin' nobody! There are snakes on this plane, motherfucker, and they done already killed the two kids joinin' the mile high in the lav at the back of coach class! I ain't no damn fool!

5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.

Snakes in a Shotglass. I shot a Cobra with a spear-gun. What makes you think I'm gonna waste my time mixing drinks?

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
The greatest fuckin' thing about twins is -- okay, the greatest fuckin' thing about twins ain't fit for print, but the second greatest thing about twins is that IF ONE OF THEM gets bit by a motherfuckin' snake, it DON'T MATTER 'cause you still got the other one. It's like havin' a goddamn back-up disk.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
It's those motherfuckin' snakes!

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
Parseltongue, motherfucker.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Listen. It's simple. If you wanna live, you do what I say. I'm fuckin' good at killin' things. It's what I do best. That, and play monopoly. I get boardwalk every time. But the point is, you don't want some bitch-ass snake bitin' your ass and killin' you dead, you gon' trust me. I'mma get you out of trouble safe and sound. Just think of me like bubble wrap, and you're like some fancy china dishes, and them snakes, they the pot-holes all through the ghetto your delivery truck gots to go through 'fore you get where you need to be. Got it?


I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. KM
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. KM
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. KM
One day, marmalade will rule the world. KM

Gryffindor

Date: 2006-08-11 07:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lionsanddragons.livejournal.com
Gryffindor, my good man! Far away from Salazar and his slimy snakes-- which are not, I'm afraid, on a plane. However, they are in need of killing preferably someplace where Salazar won't think I did it.

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Date: 2006-08-11 07:02 am (UTC)
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...Ray Arnold? What in the world? I wouldn't think you'd want to come within a hundred miles of another reptile after Jurassic Park!

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Vote: Slytherin.

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Re: Vote: Slytherin.

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Re: Vote: Slytherin.

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Re: Vote: Slytherin.

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Date: 2006-08-11 07:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com
Whacking Day already?

Date: 2006-08-11 07:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wh0-kill3d-m3.livejournal.com
I'd rather not think of you as bubble wrap if it's all the same to you, Agent Flynn. I'm kinda phobic about being wrapped in plastic. Although you'd make the nicest looking metaphor I've met in a long time. ::smiles::

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Vote: Gryffindor

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Date: 2006-08-11 07:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lilypotter60.livejournal.com
"You enjoy monopoly?" Lily smiled. Really, because that? Was the only thing about this application that didn't make her head hurt.

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VOTE: GRYFFINDOR

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Date: 2006-08-11 07:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] islandrebel.livejournal.com
Count your blessings Shaft. At least your plane didn't crash.

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Vote: Slytherin

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Date: 2006-08-11 07:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wolfram-jyari.livejournal.com
Watch your language! We have children in this school and these applications are public to everyone!

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Date: 2006-08-11 07:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] justforkills.livejournal.com
So your bribe is..... killing snakes?

Why can't we kill our own snakes?

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Date: 2006-08-11 07:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-bunny-swan.livejournal.com
Now YOU...

...

...look like a man.

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Date: 2006-08-11 07:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reptileaviator.livejournal.com
Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!

[Well, helloooooo!]

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Date: 2006-08-11 07:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] homsarhomsar.livejournal.com
DaaaAAAAaaaAAAAaaaAAAA! Pop the cheap champagne, we're goin' down in flames! Kashooooooooooooo!

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Date: 2006-08-11 07:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toujours-sirius.livejournal.com
I'm not all that fond of Slytherin either, but it sounds like you've had a really bad experience.

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Date: 2006-08-11 09:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] so-strong-sad.livejournal.com
Snakes on a plane? Sounds like something my brother would do. He once buried Homsar up to his neck and put a box of scorpions down next to him. (http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/your_friends) And he once maybe put red ants in my room. (http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/1_step_ahead)

I like to play Monopoly, too. But my strategy is usually to go for the small-price properties and then build many houses and hotels on them. Do you want to play sometime? Homsar and I usually play Monopoly on Friday mornings.

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Date: 2006-08-11 09:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sada-chan.livejournal.com
Slytherin.

Date: 2006-08-11 10:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pippithepirate.livejournal.com
Pippi grinned widely. "Are you a policeman?"

Vote: Gryffindor.

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Date: 2006-08-11 12:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slothbefouler.livejournal.com
Oh, thank goodness. Snakes - I can't stand 'em (http://slothbefouler.livejournal.com/1240.html) - nasty beasts, whatever Stephen might say. One of them just applied at the school, did you know? Soon they'll be everywhere.

I don't rightly understand half of what you're saying, sir, but if you can keep the snakes out of here, I'll gladly vote you into Gryffindor.

Date: 2006-08-11 02:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keygirl-dawn.livejournal.com
*sorts through the profanity and general in-your-face attitude and decides she actually likes this guy*

Gryffindor. Don't suppose you know anything about the king cobra that just applied?

Date: 2006-08-11 05:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickednessa.livejournal.com
*has no idea what a plane is, assumes it's another word for the school* There are snakes on the plane?! Oh no! What will we do?

Date: 2006-08-11 05:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anthony-crowley.livejournal.com
((OOC: I don't know whether to laugh or cry that Crowley is on hiatus right now... Excellent app! If Flynn is still unsorted on Monday, would you be interested in a little reparte with the Serpent of Eden?))

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Date: 2006-08-11 07:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] madmanspider.livejournal.com
Something about you bellows and waves a flag lettered Gryffindor.

Date: 2006-08-11 08:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blue-ataru.livejournal.com
((Would you mind if Aayla mistakes him for Mace Windu for a second? If you mind, it's no big deal and I can delete this.))

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Date: 2006-08-11 11:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gutentaghopclop.livejournal.com
So, you like to sing und dance, Herr Shnakentodt?

((My German friend would probably kill me for that little neologism, but it's Franz, and he's nowhere near sane anyway.))

Vote: Gryffindor

Date: 2006-08-14 06:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joachim-armster.livejournal.com
You could start a Monopoly club.

Date: 2006-08-15 01:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com
You're a parselmouth? How very interesting! It's a rare skill, and you'd make our fourth at one time. Of course, as a parselmouth you'll want to be in Slytherin.

Date: 2006-08-18 02:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com
Your bribe has been accepted.

Welcome to Gryffindor.

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