Kudou Yohji, from Weiß Kreuz

[yoyo-katzchen.livejournal.com]

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I'm actually very fond of the kind that goes on pizza. There's this little place in Kabuki district where they have an amazing squid pizza, if you want to go get a bite together sometime... *flirty wink*

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I've had more than my share of killing, thanks.

3. What time is it where you are?
Just before school lets out. The girls will all be here in a rush soon, to trample the flowershop and stare at us and giggle. Too bad they're all underage.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them?
Hey, now, there'll be no harassment while -I'M- around. Women's enemy is mine.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

B. Gryffindor – Considering everything I've heard about this poor Harry guy, we all need to back off and give him a rest. Take it from me, saving the world isn't easy, and it's got to be even worse when everyone EXPECTS it of you. Leave him alone to marry whomever he damned well pleases.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.

How about a night out on the town? I can give you one you'll never forget, and never surpass again.

P.S. It has been brought to my attention that, regrettably, a 'night out on the town' might not be a convincing bribe for some people with relationships. I would like to clarify that this only offers a date if you wish it to be a date. Other suggestions have been museums, shopping sprees, concerts, and the theater. No, I am not above mallratting.
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Comments

[keygirl-dawn.livejournal.com]

Cute and charming. Dawn thinks he can't possibly be up to any good here, but damned if she'll let an opportunity like this get away. She forcibly stops herself from thinking, "What's the worst that could happen?"

She gives him a flirtatious grin and crosses her arms right under her breasts. "I'm not underage. What exactly would go on on this night on the town?"

[yoyo-katzchen.livejournal.com]

The smile he offers is dazzling. "Anything you like. Dancing, dinner, movies, walk in the woods in the moonlight... skinnydipping," he adds, winking. Ladykiller or not, his eyes stay politely on her face, though the tone of his voice suggests that he very well notices her... charms.

With a graceful flourish, he presents to her a single orchid, pale violet with delicate ruffled white edges. "These orchids represent 'elegant beauty' and I could think of no better flower to suit you." Is he mad? Or dead serious?

[keygirl-dawn.livejournal.com]

Dawn giggles and blushes as she takes the flower. Despite having been a first-hand witness to her sister's disastrous, nay, apocalyptic love life, she really wants to believe this guy's on the level. What eighteen-year-old doesn't like flattery, after all?

Still, she has enough common sense to redirect the conversation, at least temporarily. "What exactly do you do? I mean, professionally. Or semi-professionally."

[wolfram-jyari.livejournal.com]

Squid?

Why did you not try out for the Hufflepuff House!?

[yoyo-katzchen.livejournal.com]

Squid is delicious on pizza, especially with some nori and zucchini. It's all Ken's fault, the whole pizza thing.

And I really hate to dissapoint, but, well, I'd be doing your hardworking Hufflepuffs a major disservice. You can ask any of the guys, I'm a lazy bum. *grins* I smoke, I drink, I party, I stay out late, I skive off work, I have one night stands... The only dedication I really have is to my teammates and the bloody murder of evil people, and seeing as I'm trying to leave that life behind me...

[wolfram-jyari.livejournal.com]

Zucchini!? I should squib you just to save this school from your taste in pizza.

And your bribe is a night on the town? I've already had one, and it just found me in all sorts of strange trouble and with a terrible nickname. You certainly think highly of yourself!

Or perhaps not. Thank you for being so kind to spare my House your foolishness. Not I would vote you into it if you requested it, anyway. It is the best House of Hogwarts and deserves only the best!

I suppose you could be a Gryffindor, but I still see no reason not to squib you. Unless... were any of these 'evil' people demons?

[thranduils-son.livejournal.com]

If I wished for a 'night out', as you say, I'd prefer the company of my beloved a good friend over that of a stranger. I do not intend this as a slight against yourself, of course.

Regardless of that I feel your offer is unnecessary, as you seem a likely enough addition to Gryffindor -- my own House. Tell me, how did you save your home?

[yoyo-katzchen.livejournal.com]

Perfectly understandable. A shame, but...

And the whole world-saving thing, well, it was sort of incidental. I and my teammates, we're assassins. Vigilantes. We hunt the dark beasts of tomorrow, as Persia would say. And there was one particularly nasty incident where a large number of people with unnatural powers were attempting to raise their demon god into the body of my best friend's little sister and... well. I'm pretty sure it was mostly a fluke. But we stopped them, and with a little help from a former enemy, the whole temple went crashing into the sea. And now I stand here before you. *spreads his hands with a rueful smile*

Sort of selfish, I know, but after several years of killing mafiosos and drug runners I just want to settle down and see if I can't... live a normal life. Or at least one that doesn't require me to throttle people on a daily basis. ^_^'

Vote: Gryffindor

[thranduils-son.livejournal.com]

*Legolas patiently listens without interrupting, nodding once the man's story reaches an end* You do possess the heart of a Gryffindor, I think...

A normal life may be difficult to achieve here, but I do feel you'll find some measure of peace, compared to what you've already lived through. I wish you luck! I hope to see you around.

[carri3-whit3.livejournal.com]

You've killed people?

::frowns thoughtfully::

An' you don't want to anymore? Why'd you want to back then?

[yoyo-katzchen.livejournal.com]

*smiles wryly* I never wanted to, no. But there are people in the world who want to do nothing but hurt everyone else and benefit from it, and... I spent a long time taking them out one by one. Dirty job, but it has to be done. There's no real way to glorify it, to say that vigilantes are truly different from the scum they take out. Killing is killing, after all. And after a long time of erasing bad people you start to wonder if you're not one yourself. *shrugs* So... I'm trying to retire. We'll see how it goes.

[carri3-whit3.livejournal.com]

::nods:: You're right. It has t'be done...

I knew people like that at my old school. How'd they get t'be like that, you reckon?

So that's what you don't wanna do anymore. Any idea what you do wanna do now you're retirin'?

[missprimavera.livejournal.com]

You probably shouldn't tell the giant squid about the squid pizza.

Do you have any flowers for me?

[yoyo-katzchen.livejournal.com]

I will make it a point not to mention pizza at all in the presence of the squid, and I thank you kindly for the warning.

I have many, many flowers, but perhaps... yes. *smiles and presents her with a handful of chrysanthemums in brilliant yellow and orange* In the language of flowers, these represent strength and tenacity, as well as good luck.

vote: Hufflepuff

[missprimavera.livejournal.com]

*takes the flowers happily and promptly sticks one in her hair*

I like you. I think you should be in Hufflepuff with the nice people. *doesn't explain who the 'nice' people are or what's 'nice' about them*

[wh0-kill3d-m3.livejournal.com]

You got a problem with underage girls? Most of the men I've known haven't.

[yoyo-katzchen.livejournal.com]

I don't have a problem with them. I just like to stay out of trouble where the ladies are concerned, which means treating them with respect and honor - which, yes, means that as much as some of the young ones might wish otherwise *and here he grins playfully* I must dissapoint them.

[wh0-kill3d-m3.livejournal.com]

So it's more for your sake than theirs that you don't mess around with underage girls, is that what I'm hearing? I don't mean to bust your chops, I'm just trying to figure the whole older-guy thing out. How old are you, anyway?

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

I like you. *grins* You sound like fun!

Though, you also sound like you could be a Ravenclaw for the partying or a Gryffindor for the heroic attitude.

You run a florist's shop for a living?

[yoyo-katzchen.livejournal.com]

I didn't know that Ravenclaws had a reputation for partying. If that's what makes a man a Ravenclaw then sign me up. *laughs* Though my only real answer to paperwork is to make little origami swans out of it. Don't see why they couldn't enchant it to fly like those memos do, though. Would keep the desk a little more neat, at least, even if it made ceiling space a little more crowded.

I work in a traveling flowershop, yes. For a long time it was a cover, because myself and my teammates did assassinations and needed a legitimate job as a shield, but after so long I've kind of gotten used to it, and don't really mind being a flowerboy anymore. I get to meet a lot of ladies this way, you see. *the smile says he's teasing, or at least, that's not the ONLY reason he likes his flowers*

I was hoping I could bring it with and set it up on the grounds, or maybe down in Hogsmeade. Everyone likes flowers, and maybe I could see about getting some of those wizarding varieties and cross-pollenation... Oh, I HAVE been corrupted by the flowers, haven't I? *laughs and shakes his head* Oh, well, worse things to be obsessed with than flowers, women, and the death of bad guys, huh?

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

Ravenclaws have their own bar, a dissection lab and a hot tub. So that's seriously party-inducing. And hey, if you really want to learn how to make origami fly, I could show you? I already taught it to a friend of mine who doesn't like using owls.

*blinks, then arches an eyebrow, looking amused* Assassinations for whom and why? As in, who chose your targets and did you ever get explanations of the reasoning behind it or were they just blind missions? Congrats on the flower shop cover idea, though. Very creative.

*quick grin* On the bright side, liking flowers ought to get you on Crowley's good side. He's the Professor of Herbology. And there's nothing wrong with liking them anyway. What's your favorite type? I like white orchids best.

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

Would you even take a hat out for a night on the town?

[yoyo-katzchen.livejournal.com]

I would most certainly do. I even know a smashing milliner who might be able to offer you a few fanciful bands or feathers or whatever you like, should you ever desire to spruce things up for the holiday. *grins*

Also, I do believe you write poetry for the Sorting ceremony each year? I know a great little spot where they have poetry readings, and if you're fond of coffee... that is, if you don't mind a trip to Kyoto!

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

You are a very dashing gentleman! And with good taste, as well. I think you'll fit right in with the Gryffindors.

Your bribe has been accepted.

Welcome to Gryffindor!

((Congratulations! *Confetti flies down from the ceiling and a band starts playing* You are my 500th Sortee! Please email me at mlleelizabet at aol dot com -- I have a little surprise for you.))

[yoyo-katzchen.livejournal.com]

*bows and cheerfully goes about sharing plenty of firewhisky with anyone so inclined to celebrate with him*

Good to be here!


(W00tw00t! Will do so now. ^______^)