Kudou Yohji, from Weiß Kreuz

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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I'm actually very fond of the kind that goes on pizza. There's this little place in Kabuki district where they have an amazing squid pizza, if you want to go get a bite together sometime... *flirty wink*

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I've had more than my share of killing, thanks.

3. What time is it where you are?
Just before school lets out. The girls will all be here in a rush soon, to trample the flowershop and stare at us and giggle. Too bad they're all underage.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them?
Hey, now, there'll be no harassment while -I'M- around. Women's enemy is mine.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

B. Gryffindor – Considering everything I've heard about this poor Harry guy, we all need to back off and give him a rest. Take it from me, saving the world isn't easy, and it's got to be even worse when everyone EXPECTS it of you. Leave him alone to marry whomever he damned well pleases.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.

How about a night out on the town? I can give you one you'll never forget, and never surpass again.

P.S. It has been brought to my attention that, regrettably, a 'night out on the town' might not be a convincing bribe for some people with relationships. I would like to clarify that this only offers a date if you wish it to be a date. Other suggestions have been museums, shopping sprees, concerts, and the theater. No, I am not above mallratting.
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"That's the old paradigm. Now there are a lot of them, so less demon killing, more living apiece," said Dawn. "And I'm very much with the supernatural. Have been . . . well, since I was born." If you can call it that, she thought sardonically.

She blinked. "Raising a demon god in your friend's little sister? As a little sister myself, I'm offended. Although I have a demon god who wants to *own* me, thanks to the unique circumstances of my life. Long story. I won't bore you.

"And Buffy can be cool, when she's not being hyper-protective or getting involved with guys who are totally, disastrously, and in all other ways *wrong* for her. We've kinda taken care of each other since our mom died." She hugged herself and frowned a little, but brightened quickly. "Ohmigawd, we must be twins or something! Buffy had this chocolate-smelling lip junk when I was five or six, and I took a big bite out of it. She was so hacked off. It's the same look she still gets when I borrow something without asking and then get stuff on it, which is totally not always my fault, because how can you predict vampire attacks?

"Buffy and the Slayers don't kill humans, as a rule. There are exceptions, like evil sorcerers and people who steal demon artifacts and start mutating, but we're pretty much about keeping a lid on demonic problems. Humans are for the human authorities. For the most part. Telekinetics on the wrong side can be a problem, I'd imagine."

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"Guess that makes her job easier, huh? Lower casualty rate." The ex-assassin nodded. "Backup can really help sometimes. Especially with the supernatural. I don't know about -you-, but when our assignments changed from drug lords and corrupt politicians to scientists and their mutated experiments I felt kind of out of my depth."

"I'd tell you my long story, too, except... well. Maybe someday if you're really interested. We can trade sordid tales of all the times we've almost been eaten by something that shouldn't exist in the first place. Like the time I got my butt kicked by a crazy little girl in a bunny suit with an -umbrella-. That was... humiliating, to say the least."

"It's good to have friends and family to keep you sane," he added softly, with a pained smile that led to lots of old secrets. "My family is long since dead, but my teammates, we're a kind of family too. Except now, we're not anymore. I'm sorry to hear about your mom. And you'd -think- the chapstick eating could eventually be forgiven, they're about a dollar, but no, there I was, fifteen and on my first date, and my sister is standing there whispering to Asuka about how she should watch out for me because I liked to wear her makeup. I guess it didn't stop us, though. We were going to get married..." Trailing off, he shook his head and tried to shrug it off, but it was plain that there was more to this man than there seemed.

"Anyway. There are people out there who take care of the humans that need taking care of. I'm just glad we're not going it alone. Even the most bleak of destinies is a little brighter when you've got someone there to suffer at your side." He paused, then looked chagrined. "Oh, I've all the manners of an ox, don't I? What -is- your name, miss? I'm Yohji, Kudou Yohji."