http://all-madhere.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] all-madhere.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] hh_mirror2006-06-09 04:25 pm
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Application for The Mad Hatter [Belial], Angel Sanctuary

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite? ...That's a weird question. I wasn't told that I'd be asked about cheese, of all things. But I'm not going to try to weasel out of it, oh no. My favorite cheese is goat cheese.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop? Carrottop. As a redhead myself, I can't have some twat giving us all a bad name. But I'll happily do away with Barney too, after I've disposed of Carrottop.

3. What time is it where you are? You know, no two clocks ever say the exact same thing at the exact time. Bearing that in mind, can anyone ever truly know what time it is, really?

It's dark out, for whatever that's worth to you.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black. Oooh. Now this question, I like. While I'd like the chance to sample them all, if forced to choose only one, it would most likely be Ginny Weasley. I do so love adorable, spirited little girls. I'd go into more detail, but I'm under very specific instructions from my Lord to not, and I'm quoting, "creep everybody out."

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Slithy Toves.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Ooh, now here's another question I like. I can give you anything you want. Well, almost anything, anyway. Normally, there's a price for such requests, but since this is a bribe, I suppose I can give you one "on the house," as they say. Obviously, there are limits to my abilities, but not many. If you need someone knocked off, say, or need something you can't get, come up and see me sometime.

[identity profile] oth-peyton.livejournal.com 2006-06-09 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
My watch is set to the same time as my best friend, Brooke's, watch. Exactly.

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Hufflepuff!

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[identity profile] catremistrae.livejournal.com 2006-06-09 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Please tell me you aren't here to fill the position of resident pedophile.

[identity profile] estebanmd.livejournal.com 2006-06-09 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
*would rather like to squib this applicant, as s/he (?) is for some reason reminiscent of an evil clown*

*thinks, however, a rash squibbing in this case would be unwise, and determines to question the applicant further*

Have you actually intentions against Miss Weasley, or have you simply named her for the sake of the application? She has rather a few friends here, of whom I am one, who would take exception to the former. Also I am informed her significant other is the saviour of the wizarding world, so you may find easier targets elsewhere.

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[identity profile] lord-of-dragons.livejournal.com 2006-06-10 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
I should squib you, I very much should. But you said Lord.... Do you mean Sakuya? Err, Lucifer?

*screened from all but Seto and Mad Hatter*
And as for the bribe, can you keep a soul in Hell for me? Free of charge, that is?

I mean, I assume that's why you came, but I want to make certain this is possible, and if you're going to offer it without me having to give anything in exchange, I'm going to take advantage of it right now.
*/screened*

[identity profile] keygirl-dawn.livejournal.com 2006-06-10 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
I'd almost be tempted to vote you into Slytherin for your answer to that question, but your answer to #4 is seriously making me lean toward Squib. I just about got married off to a demon lord when I was 15. Give me one good reason to believe you're not that level of skeevy, or Squib it is.
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Vote: Hufflepuff

[identity profile] lord-of-dragons.livejournal.com 2006-06-10 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
Hufflepuff, as your bribe is well worth the vote and it's best you're no where near our House.

[identity profile] 5000yearold.livejournal.com 2006-06-10 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
Kira knows you best. Hufflepuff

[identity profile] wh0-kill3d-m3.livejournal.com 2006-06-10 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
::sigh::

Your "Lord" must be very disappointed in you, after instructing you so specifically not to creep anyone out...

Why shouldn't I be squibbing you again, exactly?
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[identity profile] ryuk-shinigami.livejournal.com 2006-06-10 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Ryuk flew up to Mad Hatter and looked it over. "Hmm... All of your answers were quite funny, but what does 'Slithy Toves' means? Just let me know what that means, give me a few apples, and I'll vote you into something."

Slytherin

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[identity profile] alucard-tepes.livejournal.com 2006-06-10 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
Anything... well.

You don't really seem like a Slytherin to me. It's too bad you didn't answer the other house questions.

[identity profile] dungbombsrule.livejournal.com 2006-06-10 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Stay the hell away from my little sister, you creep! No way I'm letting you into Slytherin. Merlin's beard, she's seventeen! And better than you.

Wait a minute... you're a guy, right? Just so we're clear. Because that was in case you were a guy.

Slytherin

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[identity profile] anthony-crowley.livejournal.com 2006-06-10 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you're that fake Belial that Kira mentioned, aren't you? The one with a huge crush on him or something?
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[identity profile] ginevram.livejournal.com 2006-06-10 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
*Stands back quite a bit, and has her hand on her wand inside her robes*

I'm not a member of the Order of the Phoenix.
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[identity profile] thranduils-son.livejournal.com 2006-06-10 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
*it's not the applicant's peculiar androgynous appearance and overall strange manner that concern Legolas, but the answer to the fourth question* You'll not touch the girl, if you wish to keep your hands.

Your offer seems unclean... deceptive. I do not think you belong here at all. Can you not simply do this favour and be gone?

*pokes*

[identity profile] lord-of-dragons.livejournal.com 2006-06-10 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[[OOC: I just realized, you didn't tag the application. *pokes* Please do so?]]

[identity profile] lilypotter60.livejournal.com 2006-06-10 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Lily's eyebrows raised as she read the application, and her hand hovered over her wand. "Slytherin?" she said dryly. "I think not. Hufflepuff would be my vote, if I can be convinced not to hex Squib you right now. Leering over my son's girlfriend and sounding too much like a Dark Arts lover for my taste is not a way to endear yourself."

SQUIB

[identity profile] manriki-chan.livejournal.com 2006-06-10 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
*eyes narrow*

I squib most people. But even if I didn't I would squib you. If you even think of going near Prima-chan or I... *glowers*

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[identity profile] harrylives.livejournal.com 2006-06-10 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Harry runs in, having recieved Ginny's owl, reads the application and gets all righteously furious.

"You can't talk about my girlfriend that way!"

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[identity profile] lizzyswan.livejournal.com 2006-06-11 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
Elizabeth bounds in after getting her brain sucked (http://community.livejournal.com/hogwarts_hocus/629599.html) out by Glory.

'Where's my pretty, skinny boy? Where is thee Malfoy. Does thou know?' She tilts her head and scratches it. 'You have the consumption, I can smell it. Ew.' She then mutters, 'Tribble lover, evil evil evil.'

[identity profile] whinylittlegit.livejournal.com 2006-06-11 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
Draco pokes his head in, shuffling after Lizzy. "Swans, long-necked bastards," he mutters. "Soon peck as look at you, I didn't want to be bit. Where has the fur been off to?"

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Vote: Squib

[identity profile] honor-nimitz.livejournal.com 2006-06-11 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
Empathically, Honor and Nimitz can't make heads or tails of this one, aside from a general feeling of unpleasantness about it. The application, however, tells them pretty much all they need to know.

"Lusting after a little girl? Appalling!" declares Honor, eyes flinty. Nimitz hisses his agreement from her shoulder. "Squib. And stay away from me if, for some mad reason, they actually let you in. Trust me, you'll regret it if you don't." Her words are punctuated with a snarl from Nimitz

[identity profile] peachykeendeath.livejournal.com 2006-06-11 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
You're reminding me very uncomfortably of my least-favorite sibling.

[identity profile] ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com 2006-06-13 10:55 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I do like your name! Anything I want, hmmmmm?

[identity profile] ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com 2006-06-15 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Mad Hatter, Lovely Namer of Ponies, I believe that between the duties for which your Master summoned you, and your pony naming duties, you shall be quite useful to us indeed!

Your bribe has been accepted.

Welcome to Hufflepuff!