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Application for The Mad Hatter [Belial], Angel Sanctuary
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite? ...That's a weird question. I wasn't told that I'd be asked about cheese, of all things. But I'm not going to try to weasel out of it, oh no. My favorite cheese is goat cheese.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop? Carrottop. As a redhead myself, I can't have some twat giving us all a bad name. But I'll happily do away with Barney too, after I've disposed of Carrottop.
3. What time is it where you are? You know, no two clocks ever say the exact same thing at the exact time. Bearing that in mind, can anyone ever truly know what time it is, really?
It's dark out, for whatever that's worth to you.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black. Oooh. Now this question, I like. While I'd like the chance to sample them all, if forced to choose only one, it would most likely be Ginny Weasley. I do so love adorable, spirited little girls. I'd go into more detail, but I'm under very specific instructions from my Lord to not, and I'm quoting, "creep everybody out."
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Slithy Toves.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Ooh, now here's another question I like. I can give you anything you want. Well, almost anything, anyway. Normally, there's a price for such requests, but since this is a bribe, I suppose I can give you one "on the house," as they say. Obviously, there are limits to my abilities, but not many. If you need someone knocked off, say, or need something you can't get, come up and see me sometime.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop? Carrottop. As a redhead myself, I can't have some twat giving us all a bad name. But I'll happily do away with Barney too, after I've disposed of Carrottop.
3. What time is it where you are? You know, no two clocks ever say the exact same thing at the exact time. Bearing that in mind, can anyone ever truly know what time it is, really?
It's dark out, for whatever that's worth to you.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black. Oooh. Now this question, I like. While I'd like the chance to sample them all, if forced to choose only one, it would most likely be Ginny Weasley. I do so love adorable, spirited little girls. I'd go into more detail, but I'm under very specific instructions from my Lord to not, and I'm quoting, "creep everybody out."
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Slithy Toves.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Ooh, now here's another question I like. I can give you anything you want. Well, almost anything, anyway. Normally, there's a price for such requests, but since this is a bribe, I suppose I can give you one "on the house," as they say. Obviously, there are limits to my abilities, but not many. If you need someone knocked off, say, or need something you can't get, come up and see me sometime.
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Hufflepuff!
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But no, that's from the reason I came here. I'm supposed to be doing a favor for someone, although I'm under strict orders not to reveal what or who.
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::screened for Laura and Grant::
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*thinks, however, a rash squibbing in this case would be unwise, and determines to question the applicant further*
Have you actually intentions against Miss Weasley, or have you simply named her for the sake of the application? She has rather a few friends here, of whom I am one, who would take exception to the former.
Also I am informed her significant other is the saviour of the wizarding world, so you may find easier targets elsewhere.no subject
*amused little twitch of the mouth* As lovely as Miss Weasley is, I can assure you, she's safe from my advances. I was speaking purely hypothetically.
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vote: Hufflepuff
*screened from all but Stephen and Seto*
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*screened from all but Seto and Mad Hatter*
And as for the bribe, can you keep a soul in Hell for me? Free of charge, that is?
I mean, I assume that's why you came, but I want to make certain this is possible, and if you're going to offer it without me having to give anything in exchange, I'm going to take advantage of it right now.
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And yes, I can, and yes, I will. My Lord Lucifer commanded it, so it shall be done.
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Vote: Hufflepuff
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Vote: Hufflepuff
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Your "Lord" must be very disappointed in you, after instructing you so specifically not to creep anyone out...
Why shouldn't I be squibbing you again, exactly?
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Vote: Hufflepuff
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Vote: Ravenclaw
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Slithy Toves is a line from the poem Jabberwocky. I'm rather fond of Lewis Carroll, you see.
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Slytherin
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You don't really seem like a Slytherin to me. It's too bad you didn't answer the other house questions.
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Vote: Gryffindor.
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Wait a minute... you're a guy, right? Just so we're clear. Because that was in case you were a guy.
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Slytherin
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And who might you be, since you seem to know me?
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*screened for Crowley and Seto*
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I can't take overt magical control over anyone else's free will.
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I'm not a member of the Order of the Phoenix.
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Your offer seems unclean... deceptive. I do not think you belong here at all. Can you not simply do this favour and be gone?
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*pokes*
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hexSquib you right now. Leering over my son's girlfriend and sounding too much like a Dark Arts lover for my taste is not a way to endear yourself."no subject
And I promise, your son's girlfriend is quite safe from me.
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VOTE: HUFFLEPUFF
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SQUIB
I squib most people. But even if I didn't I would squib you. If you even think of going near Prima-chan or I... *glowers*
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"You can't talk about my girlfriend that way!"
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"Oh," she purrs. "So you're the lucky man, are you?"
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'Where's my pretty, skinny boy? Where is thee Malfoy. Does thou know?' She tilts her head and scratches it. 'You have the consumption, I can smell it. Ew.' She then mutters, 'Tribble lover, evil evil evil.'
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Vote: Squib
"Lusting after a little girl? Appalling!" declares Honor, eyes flinty. Nimitz hisses his agreement from her shoulder. "Squib. And stay away from me if, for some mad reason, they actually let you in. Trust me, you'll regret it if you don't." Her words are punctuated with a snarl from Nimitz
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And you heard me. Anything. Well, nearly anything.
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Your bribe has been accepted.
Welcome to Hufflepuff!