Returned to Sender

[wolfram-jyari.livejournal.com]

Ryuuji's collection of books on S & M is returned undamaged, though the Slytherin might discover evidence of a repair spell on The Seductive Art of Japanese Bondage. There is a note attached to the stack:




Ryuuji Otogi,
Slytherin Prefect

I am returning these books early because I will never, ever doing anything like that on that dirty, lying, wimpy, LYING CHEATER!

>:(

Cordially,
Wolfram von Bielefeld,
Betrothed to the King of Lies,
Hufflepuff

Comments

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

Wolfram,

...Right. I'm sorry to hear that the two of you are at odds again. Would you like to do some digging while talking to someone about it?

~Ryuuji

[wolfram-jyari.livejournal.com]

Ryuuji Otogi,
Slytherin Prefect,

Digging? Do I look like a servant to you!?

Cordially,

Wolfram von Bielefeld
Betrothed to the Master of Deceit
Hufflepuff

P.S. But I could stand nearby, maybe...

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

Wolfram,

If you don't dig, you're never going to like Herbology class. I'm planning on planting some new hybrid seeds, personally, so if you don't feel like digging, you can hold the seed packets. It's a difficult task, I warn you ahead of time, so if you think that you can't manage, you're free to say no.

Sincerely,

Ryuuji

[wolfram-jyari.livejournal.com]

Ryuuji Otogi,
Slytherin Prefect,

No task is too difficult for me! Except, perhaps, the task of tolerating my lying, cheating cad of a fiancé. I will follow the owl to you.

Cordially,
Wolfram von Bielefeld,
Betrothed to a Tissue of Falsehood,
Hufflepuff