::Owl from Nny to Devi::

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Devi,

Teatime told me to suggested I ask if you'd like to join us for 'coffee' sometime. Not any specific time, just whenever you'd like.

Did you still want to try that beer experiment? There's a sad lack of squibs but Gogo (I don't know if you've met her, but she and her roommate took over pirate radio the other day) was suggesting we just snag some free-range assholes. I think it's a sign that I've been here too long that I needed to have someone suggest that.


And before you ask, whatever you've heard, it is NOT A SKIRT. It's a kilt. Came with one of those skean-whatever knife things and everything. And it's totally Gogo's fault anyway.


Lo Yo Love,
Nny

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Nny,

Well... I don't have any classes, extracurricular things, anything at the moment, so, really, whenever's good for you guys sounds great. See you there.

I think the beer experiment sounds great, actually, still. It'd be... science. Right? Yeah. Chemistry. We could get away with that.

And a kilt...? All right...
I'm... trying to picture this. It's not working.
But, I mean... even if you were wearing a skirt? I've been to so many night clubs by now, if that's the most of the weird you wear, thank you.

~Devi

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Devi-

I'll see what's a good night, then. And I'll talk to Gogo and maybe Primavera about getting a test subject.


It's a black kilt. Just a kilt.

But if anyone suggests you visit a place in Hogsmeade called Warm Subject, throttle them with their small intestine.

And for God's sake don't say that around Gogo, it'll give her ideas.

-Nny

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Nny,

I've never really met Gogo. Or Primavera, so this could get interesting. Tell me when you do, though.

And fine, just a kilt. But the Warm Subject, what the fuck? Sounds like some kind of God-awful, B-rated porno.

What, you wearing a skirt? You mean you don't secretly strive to dress like a Parochial schoolgirl?

~Devi

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Devi,

Gogo's the one with that spiky ball on a chain thing. I keep forgetting what it's called, but damn if it's not impressive to see it used. Primavera's her roommate. She creeps me out a little seems nice enough, and anyone who spits green fire is worth finding out more about.

It was uncomfortably close to being more like a damn porno than I would've liked.

Don't you know that if the people here got a look at my scrawny bod I'd be hounded by their constant lustful demands? I'm only thinking of everyone's peace of mind.

-Nny

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Nny,

I know who Gogo is - I've just never met her. And Primavera... spits fire? What the hell? I've never met anyone who can spit fire before. Burst INTO fire, but not spit.



That's... awfully thoughtful and modest of you, there, Johnny.

~Devi

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Devi-

Gogo's nice, just look out for the durian lollipops. It will never be the new flavor of poptart.

And yeah. Primavera can spit fire, and has fangs, and God knows what else. She's not really human, or she was human and now she isn't, or something like that that I'd really rather not think too much about.

Just a really tacky store. But having Gogo and Primavera giggling about wanting me to wear a shorter kilt was not what I'd call one of my better moments.

Oh, but you know how considerate and giving I am.

-Nny

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Nny,

Durian lollipops?

I might have seen her around school or something but on second thought, that might be less than likely. Oh well. I'll meet her then.



Oh, yes. You're often known for your compassion and friendliness. It's the first thing everyone remembers about you.

~Devi

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Devi-

Durian's this fruit Gogo likes. It's big and spiky and great for hitting people with, but the whole rotting-onion aroma makes it less than appetizing.


Drugged chocolates were involved at one point.


I figure I'm a shoo-in for the Nobel Peace Prize.

-Nny

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Nny,

Ahh, I see. Sounds neat. I've never heard of it before. But.. yes, the odor could be a bit of a turn-off. Oh well.




Somehow... thinking of Johnny C. getting a Nobel Peace Prize kind of made me snort out Mountain Dew all over my desk. That kind of hurt.
You could, in a way. Assholic Justice.

~Devi

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Devi,

They're pretty damn impressive (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durian). Primavera said she won't let Gogo in their room because of how they smell. I don't think she was exaggerating. But looking at them reminds me how much I'd like a catapult.


Yeah, as amazingly stupid things I've done, it's up there. Someone left a box in the Great Hall a while back. At least Gogo had the excuse of not knowing the kind of weird shit that happens here then.

I'm a tireless public benefactor, really.

-Nny

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Nny,

Mmm, catapult. I've never used one. Unless you count that mini one from fourth grade I made for history class. They do look fun, though.



You do-gooder, you.

~Devi

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Devi,

I've never gotten my hands on one. Yet. This will be a nice thing to change.


Yeah; as I said, gross stupidity on my part.



As long as you don't try to dress me in spandex.

-Nny

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Nny,

You let me know when you do. That could get interesting.



...Why would anyone try to get you into spandex?

~Devi

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Devi-

Talked to Gogo about getting a test subject for our little beer experiment. We're going to go get some 'coffee' and find someone tomorrow evening; wanna come with us, or should I just owl you when we're ready to start the experiment?


Aren't Gryffindors supposed to like spandex?

-Nny