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hh_mirror1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite? Processed Cheddar. It's like me...it exists, but not as we know it should. Seriously, I like Mozzarella.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Much to the chagrin of my little reaper heart, Barney isn't real. On the other hand, Carrottop is. The problem is, to reap him, I have to touch the little freak.
3. What time is it where you are?
It's about eight. Eating dinner because there's nothing good on TV until nine.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Sexual Harassment is more Mason's thing than mine. Or Daisy's. Roxy would kick my ass if I tried something like that. She may only be a traffic cop, but she takes her job seriously. Both of them. I suppose if you're going to force me to choose, I'd pick one of the twins. Either one, doesn't really matter. They're interchangeable for the most part, aren't they?
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Murphy's Law. All the bouncers would be reapers. If you make trouble, they can take your souls. I probablywouldn't bartend though. I would end up pitching shot glasses at all the people who make me mad.
B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Harry should marry whichever one I'm not currently sexually harassing.
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Use Post-its. That's what Rube does. He has shitloads of paperwork, and all he does is just write out our tasks on a post-it note, and a-reaping we all go.
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
Well, I reap souls. That's pretty useful. A soul cannot leave its body without being reaped. If the Reaper doesn't take it, it is trapped in a corpse, completely aware. This is as horrific as it sounds, especially when the deceased goes through an autopsy. So, if I'm late, that's BAD. Like really bad. I'd say that reaping souls serves a useful purpose in the world.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Being Squibbed sounds like it sucks. Almost as much as being killed by a Zero-G toilet seat from a decommissioned space station falling through the stratosphere and striking you down dead. However, I make an excellent secretary. If you Ravenclaws are having trouble with that paperwork, I'm sure I can give you a hand. I'm also extremely tolerant of psychotic quirky people. If you haven't got any paperwork, I make a pretty good drinking buddy, and I'm told I'm pretty funny
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Re: Hufflepuff
Date: 2006-04-27 05:34 am (UTC)I'm sure you'll just love it here, Millie! There are lots of young'uns like you, and no one will even care about *she looks around to make sure no one is listening before leaning in to whisper* your drug problem.
Re: Hufflepuff
Date: 2006-04-27 05:36 am (UTC)Right...well..you know, I'm clean, so...let's not talk about it, if that's okay. Makes me a little uncomfortable.
*Wants to kill Rube.*
Re: Vote: Yes, Hufflepuff
Date: 2006-04-27 05:41 am (UTC)Re: Vote: Yes, Hufflepuff
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