Urahara Kisuke, Bleach fandom. Ohoho~!
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hh_mirror1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I do enjoy the classic pairing of Brie with Beaujolais. It's-- ah!? *smacks the end table with his cane as it lurches toward him*
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Is it common practise here to slay your entertainers? Oh my, oh my. I'll say the bloated purple dinosaur. It's those nice ones who are always smiling that tend to be the most troublesome...
3. What time is it where you are?
1:20pm. Lunch is past. *unhappy sigh*
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Oho! None of that, thank you! *fans himself in the manner he usually does when especially nervous* Yoruichi-san would not be pleased, not at all...!
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Cat's Meow. It would serve over 30 different kinds of milk. *looks put out as the nearby armchair makes rude gestures for no apparent reason*
B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Why, whichever boy he loves, of course. There is no need for a debate. Doesn't this Harry periodically save the world? Does he really have time for commitment and marriage, to begin with? Poor boy!
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
What you need is a feline companion to slide across your desk and help you clear it. Hoho! I can help! You may borrow mine, if you like.
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
I did found and head a research institute, and was formerly a Captain in a certain organisation... Oh, but let's not speak of the past. *leans heavily on his cane for a moment, as if actually requiring it for support* I'm currently a successful merchant. Quite useful, I assure you!
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I run my own shop that specialises in all sorts of rare and interesting things. Tell me what you'd like and I'm sure I caninvent steal er, 'reclaim' get it for you! I may even be able to assist in taming the frightful furniture here. Oh dear. *kicks a foot stool away as it tries to hump his leg for the nth time*
I do enjoy the classic pairing of Brie with Beaujolais. It's-- ah!? *smacks the end table with his cane as it lurches toward him*
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Is it common practise here to slay your entertainers? Oh my, oh my. I'll say the bloated purple dinosaur. It's those nice ones who are always smiling that tend to be the most troublesome...
3. What time is it where you are?
1:20pm. Lunch is past. *unhappy sigh*
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Oho! None of that, thank you! *fans himself in the manner he usually does when especially nervous* Yoruichi-san would not be pleased, not at all...!
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Cat's Meow. It would serve over 30 different kinds of milk. *looks put out as the nearby armchair makes rude gestures for no apparent reason*
B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Why, whichever boy he loves, of course. There is no need for a debate. Doesn't this Harry periodically save the world? Does he really have time for commitment and marriage, to begin with? Poor boy!
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
What you need is a feline companion to slide across your desk and help you clear it. Hoho! I can help! You may borrow mine, if you like.
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
I did found and head a research institute, and was formerly a Captain in a certain organisation... Oh, but let's not speak of the past. *leans heavily on his cane for a moment, as if actually requiring it for support* I'm currently a successful merchant. Quite useful, I assure you!
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I run my own shop that specialises in all sorts of rare and interesting things. Tell me what you'd like and I'm sure I can
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Date: 2006-04-19 11:47 am (UTC)Have you a house preference?
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Date: 2006-04-19 11:52 am (UTC)May I stay with you?Oh, whichever you think is best... I am rather suited for Ravenclaw, don't you think?Vote: Ravenclaw
Date: 2006-04-19 12:02 pm (UTC)Of course not.Oh yes, you create things that will lead to the end of all existence as we know it. Perfect for Ravenclaw.Very well. If that's your choice. Rukia... is also in Ravenclaw.Re: Vote: Ravenclaw
Date: 2006-04-19 12:16 pm (UTC)Why not?I said I was sorry for that! Oh dear, you could make even Aizen weep like a child.It will be nice to see Rukia-san again. Thank you for your vote, Captain Kuchiki-san. *pleasant smile, not strictly for show* And how does she like having her brother with her, hmm?
Re: Vote: Ravenclaw
Date: 2006-04-20 03:52 am (UTC)No.You'll have to ask her.
I would like to speak with you later.