Warded owl to Dr. Winchester

[huntedtohunter.livejournal.com]

Hello Dr. Winchester,

The honourable Sorting Hat mentioned I should contact you to see if our family history is similar. I am the son of John Winchester, and the brother of Dean Winchester. Are you aware of any relation at all, sir?

Thank you,
Sam Winchester

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[major-ego.livejournal.com]

My dear sir,

I fear I was not in attendance at your Sorting. I am not aware of any relationship, but then my family does not keep in contact with all the inferior extended branches of the tree. Where are your roots? Mine are in Boston--- five generations' worth in our residence on Beacon Hill. Does that sound familiar to you?

Sincerely,
C.E.W., MD, III.

[huntedtohunter.livejournal.com]

Dr. Winchester,

Although I do appreciate the response, I may reply with the information that we really aren't inferior related in any way.

We come from Kansas, and have a different sort of livlihood than you and your family. Years ago perhaps, but I am sorry to have bothered you. Jerk.

Sincerely,
Sam Winchester

[major-ego.livejournal.com]

My dear Sir,

There are Winchesters in KANSAS!? If you are from Kansas, I am absolutely certain that we have no connection whatsoever. Bumpkin. And believe me, I am sorry that you bothered me as well.

C.E.W. III, M.D.

[huntedtohunter.livejournal.com]

The smarter parts of the family left Boston when they could. I doubt my family started in Boston as well, I went to Stanford on a full scholarship for law, how can I be a bumpkin?. I hope that you never have to deal with anything supernatural, because we won't help you we don't often get to Boston.

Sincerely,
Sam Winchester