Heavily warded owl to Professor Lupin

[savvy-jack-s.livejournal.com]

Remus, old chum! I must admit that I am getting right bloody tired of a certain special agent's antics, and I am quite sure that my own annoyance with said man is nothing in comparison to your own (said antics being primarily directed at you... and my rum... but that's not the point). I propose that Agent Cooper must be dealt with swiftly and decisively. It seems to me that our best bet at being rid of this annoyance is to deal with it in some sort of... creative fashion, savvy?

Yours truly,

Captain Jack Sparrow

Comments

[conriocht.livejournal.com]

Dear Captain Sparrow:

I agree absolutely. I suspect that my threat of detention and taking away house points will achieve nothing, as the man is so addled that he probably can't comprehend why such a punishment would be a bad thing.

I believe I recognized Professor Crowley's handwriting on Agent Cooper's memo; let me owl him to see if he wants to participate. He is quite an inventive fellow and has much experience in this regard.

Sincerely,

Professor R.J. Lupin

[savvy-jack-s.livejournal.com]

A jolly good idea, mate! I hear that Cowley fellow is quite the deviant (not to mention dashingly handsome)! I look forward to his input!

Captain jack

[conriocht.livejournal.com]

Excellent. Tonight is the full moon and I shall be indisposed, but hopefully we can set up a meeting in the next few days.

- RJL

((sorry for the double-post - I posted with the wrong account))

[savvy-jack-s.livejournal.com]

((It's really no problem. I've been having an especially bad problem with that lately))