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hh_mirrorOkay, I'm finally here! And I only tripped over my cape twice climbing the stairs!
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Cheese? Hm, well, I like all kinds, but I never really stopped to think about my favorite.
I guess I kind of like those little pieces of sharp cheddar because they go so well with crackers, but I'd need to eat at least fifty or so of those before I even felt a little full. All my adventures give me a huge appetite. It's kind of embarassing...
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
...kill!? Oh my gosh! Shame on you all! I mean, sure, Carrottop is a little scary looking, but you can't judge by appearances alone! I won't forgive anyone who'd do such a thing, in the name of Justice!
Then again, if the forces of evil brainwashed both of them and they attacked me, I guess I'd have to take out Barney first because he's bigger and an easier target--oh! But I don't wanna think about that, though!
3. What time is it where you are?
Ummm, it's just about lunchtime. Or at least, I think so. My stomach's growling. I'm pretty sure I had a watch once, but it broke because I was using my fists to smite evildoers. A small sacrifice to make in the name of peace, right?
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Gee, you guys have some reeeally questionable ethics...
Still, I guess I'd have to say I like Remus Lupin the best. Even though he turns into a horrible monster, he still fights on the side of goodness! It's kind of touching. *wipes away a tear* He deserves a pat on the back for being such a good person, but then again, if it's sexual harassment, does that mean I'd have to pat him on the backside? *blushes* Never mind, I'll answer the next one!
5. If you are pushing to be in:
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
Well, I guess I'm pretty handy to have around in case someone gets hurt or posessed or something, since I know enough White Magic, but I can also go on the offensive with Shamanism if some fiends are attacking the castle. And you should never underestimate my fists--the fists that pummel things flat in the name of love!
There's also my unlimited royal tab. I got my privileges revoked after Miss Lina used it to eat out at fifteen different restaurants in one morning. But I should be getting it back in a few months...
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
A bribe...uh-oh.
Well, okay, but only this once...it's for a good cause, I think.
I, Amelia of Seyruun, hereby decree that any parties wishing to be bribed--in the name of justice--can help themselves to our famous soft-serve ice cream at no charge.
....ooooh, this is such dirty justice! I can't stand it! And besides, someone might be lactose intolerant. Gosh, that'd just be awful.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Cheese? Hm, well, I like all kinds, but I never really stopped to think about my favorite.
I guess I kind of like those little pieces of sharp cheddar because they go so well with crackers, but I'd need to eat at least fifty or so of those before I even felt a little full. All my adventures give me a huge appetite. It's kind of embarassing...
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
...kill!? Oh my gosh! Shame on you all! I mean, sure, Carrottop is a little scary looking, but you can't judge by appearances alone! I won't forgive anyone who'd do such a thing, in the name of Justice!
Then again, if the forces of evil brainwashed both of them and they attacked me, I guess I'd have to take out Barney first because he's bigger and an easier target--oh! But I don't wanna think about that, though!
3. What time is it where you are?
Ummm, it's just about lunchtime. Or at least, I think so. My stomach's growling. I'm pretty sure I had a watch once, but it broke because I was using my fists to smite evildoers. A small sacrifice to make in the name of peace, right?
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Gee, you guys have some reeeally questionable ethics...
Still, I guess I'd have to say I like Remus Lupin the best. Even though he turns into a horrible monster, he still fights on the side of goodness! It's kind of touching. *wipes away a tear* He deserves a pat on the back for being such a good person, but then again, if it's sexual harassment, does that mean I'd have to pat him on the backside? *blushes* Never mind, I'll answer the next one!
5. If you are pushing to be in:
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
Well, I guess I'm pretty handy to have around in case someone gets hurt or posessed or something, since I know enough White Magic, but I can also go on the offensive with Shamanism if some fiends are attacking the castle. And you should never underestimate my fists--the fists that pummel things flat in the name of love!
There's also my unlimited royal tab. I got my privileges revoked after Miss Lina used it to eat out at fifteen different restaurants in one morning. But I should be getting it back in a few months...
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
A bribe...uh-oh.
Well, okay, but only this once...it's for a good cause, I think.
I, Amelia of Seyruun, hereby decree that any parties wishing to be bribed--in the name of justice--can help themselves to our famous soft-serve ice cream at no charge.
....ooooh, this is such dirty justice! I can't stand it! And besides, someone might be lactose intolerant. Gosh, that'd just be awful.
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Date: 2006-04-06 09:58 am (UTC)You really don't want to wake up Irulan. Trust me on this one.
YES. And also a puppet sandworm that can eat the puppets.no subject
Date: 2006-04-06 10:09 am (UTC)It can't -really- eat the puppets. Wouldn't you rather burn them ?no subject
Date: 2006-04-06 10:12 am (UTC)It would be cathartic to enact it eating them. Haven't you ever heard of play therapy?no subject
Date: 2006-04-06 10:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-06 10:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-06 10:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-06 10:28 am (UTC)If you're not looking for material rewards, name your price. I need that puppet sandworm and I need it soon.
Screened for: Mouse & Die Fledermaus
Date: 2006-04-06 10:30 am (UTC)Think about that Paul. Just think about that for a moment. Seriously.
Re: Screened for: Mouse & Die Fledermaus
Date: 2006-04-06 10:31 am (UTC)Re: Screened for: Mouse & Die Fledermaus
Date: 2006-04-06 10:41 am (UTC)Is sugar build up unhealthy ? Can too much sugar drive your insane ?
Re: Screened for: Mouse & Die Fledermaus
Date: 2006-04-06 10:47 am (UTC)Re: Screened for: Mouse & Die Fledermaus
Date: 2006-04-06 10:51 am (UTC)Re: Screened for: Mouse & Die Fledermaus
Date: 2006-04-06 10:55 am (UTC)Re: Screened for: Mouse & Die Fledermaus
Date: 2006-04-06 10:56 am (UTC)But some drinks. Otherwise won't it just seem weird ?
Re: Screened for: Mouse & Die Fledermaus
Date: 2006-04-06 10:58 am (UTC)Re: Screened for: Mouse & Die Fledermaus
Date: 2006-04-06 11:00 am (UTC)Is this part of your celebration of freedom ? Puppet murder followed by distractions ?
Re: Screened for: Mouse & Die Fledermaus
Date: 2006-04-06 11:02 am (UTC)Re: Screened for: Mouse & Die Fledermaus
Date: 2006-04-06 11:05 am (UTC)Bring chocolate. It works better than alcohol.
Re: Screened for: Mouse & Die Fledermaus
Date: 2006-04-06 11:07 am (UTC)Chocolate (http://www.valrhona.com/fr/gpublic/chacchoc/gout/porcelana/porcelana.php3?vlang=A). Will do.
Re: Screened for: Mouse & Die Fledermaus
Date: 2006-04-06 11:17 am (UTC)Bring art supplies.