Application for Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun of Slayers fame

[jump4justice.livejournal.com]

Okay, I'm finally here! And I only tripped over my cape twice climbing the stairs!

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

Cheese? Hm, well, I like all kinds, but I never really stopped to think about my favorite.

I guess I kind of like those little pieces of sharp cheddar because they go so well with crackers, but I'd need to eat at least fifty or so of those before I even felt a little full. All my adventures give me a huge appetite. It's kind of embarassing...

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

...kill!? Oh my gosh! Shame on you all! I mean, sure, Carrottop is a little scary looking, but you can't judge by appearances alone! I won't forgive anyone who'd do such a thing, in the name of Justice!

Then again, if the forces of evil brainwashed both of them and they attacked me, I guess I'd have to take out Barney first because he's bigger and an easier target--oh! But I don't wanna think about that, though!

3. What time is it where you are?

Ummm, it's just about lunchtime. Or at least, I think so. My stomach's growling. I'm pretty sure I had a watch once, but it broke because I was using my fists to smite evildoers. A small sacrifice to make in the name of peace, right?

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

Gee, you guys have some reeeally questionable ethics...

Still, I guess I'd have to say I like Remus Lupin the best. Even though he turns into a horrible monster, he still fights on the side of goodness! It's kind of touching. *wipes away a tear* He deserves a pat on the back for being such a good person, but then again, if it's sexual harassment, does that mean I'd have to pat him on the backside? *blushes* Never mind, I'll answer the next one!

5. If you are pushing to be in:

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.

Well, I guess I'm pretty handy to have around in case someone gets hurt or posessed or something, since I know enough White Magic, but I can also go on the offensive with Shamanism if some fiends are attacking the castle. And you should never underestimate my fists--the fists that pummel things flat in the name of love!

There's also my unlimited royal tab. I got my privileges revoked after Miss Lina used it to eat out at fifteen different restaurants in one morning. But I should be getting it back in a few months...

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.

A bribe...uh-oh.

Well, okay, but only this once...it's for a good cause, I think.

I, Amelia of Seyruun, hereby decree that any parties wishing to be bribed--in the name of justice--can help themselves to our famous soft-serve ice cream at no charge.

....ooooh, this is such dirty justice! I can't stand it! And besides, someone might be lactose intolerant. Gosh, that'd just be awful.

Comments

[rukia-chan.livejournal.com]

Hm...

The justice hang-up seems rather Gryffindor of you.

[jump4justice.livejournal.com]

Oh wow, you really think so? My Daddy said that Hufflepuff's where they are "just and loyal," but then again, what good is Justice without bravery, so you can execute it with flair? That's kinda crucial.

And I wouldn't call it a hang-up, that makes me sound crazy! Ha ha ha....

...oh. *sweatdrop*

[luciferincarnat.livejournal.com]

... I can't think of a better candidate to go to Qanonreip!

[jump4justice.livejournal.com]

But robots can't eat ice cream. That must be a little depressing.

...or can they? You're the first robot I've ever met. I extend my hand as an offering of peace and goodwill to all robots!

[conriocht.livejournal.com]

Your answer to question 4 is the best one I've seen yet. *is extremely flattered*

I'll happily accept your bribe of soft-serve ice cream (I hope you have chocolate flavor), and vote you into Gryffindor with the other superheroes.

[jump4justice.livejournal.com]

*cheeks turning slightly pink* Of course we have chocolate! With sprinkles, that is, I mean, if you like sprinkles. And thank you for your vote, Sir! *salutes*

[vividtonks.livejournal.com]

It is a very good answer. She's right, you do deserve a pat on the backside. *cheeky smile*

[r-tam.livejournal.com]

...pummeling things flat in the name of love? *giggles mischievously*

...I think you're a Gryffindor.

vote: Gryffindor

[estebanmd.livejournal.com]

Now that is something we have not yet tried.

*quickly, to the applicant* Gryffindor.

[mightymorfin.livejournal.com]

Hufflepuff is the most fun! Do you want to be in Hufflepuff? We can count backward with Mr. Borg.

[jump4justice.livejournal.com]

I'm sure it would be fun in Hufflepuff! Um...I'm afraid to ask, but who's Mr. Borg? A friend of yours?

((OOC: Sorry, I responded with the wrong username the 1st time.))

[arrakis-savior.livejournal.com]

I think you'd make an interesting Slytherin. Also, I really like ice cream.

Vote: Gryffindor

[tomorrow-knight.livejournal.com]

You officially want to drive the Slytherin Prefect a little mad, don't you ;p

I say she belongs in Gryffindor. Seriously 'pummeling in the name of love' ? Isn't that like their silent motto ?

Two soft serve chocolate cones please.

[ginevram.livejournal.com]

I see you're pushing for Hufflepuff, but you sound brave enough for Gryffindor, plus you have a cape.

Gryffindor

[lord-of-dragons.livejournal.com]

[[ Eeeee!! I love you! I don't know who you are, but that's an adorable Amelia. >D Of course...she should annoy the heck out of my character. >D ]]

I would prefer squibbing you to keep you out of my way, but as long as you're not in my House, I suppose we can settle for Gryffindor. You'll fit in best there.

And the bribe? Stay far away from me at all times. I'll consider that good enough.

Re: Gryffindor

[jump4justice.livejournal.com]

((OOC: Thank you muchly. Amelia's very close to my heart. :D))

*nervous laughter* Well, that seems like it won't be so hard...after all, this school is huge! And I'm sure you have some good reasons...

I'll do my best!

[jump4justice.livejournal.com]

Ice cream? Well, it's...cold, and it goes in a cone or a dish, and it's kind of...refreshing, liiike....

Um, like the sweet refreshing satisfaction of righting wrongs and triumphing over evils! That's why Seyruun ice cream is famous! It's made with plenty of Justice! I think.

I think you could eat it as long as you have a mouth. *blink*

OOC Mod Note.

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

((Please tag your application. Thanks.))

[vividtonks.livejournal.com]

I think Gryffindor would be the best house for you.

Don't feel uncomfortable about the bribe. It's really just a poor choice of word - think of it more like a gift for new friends.

[jump4justice.livejournal.com]

A gift? Wow, that doesn't sound so bad at all! I feel much better. *phew.*

[archangel-raphy.livejournal.com]

Pushing for Hufflepuff, huh?

Well, why not. Hufflepuff it is.

Hufflepuff

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

Hey. If you want Hufflepuff, you can go to Hufflepuff.

[spiritoferos.livejournal.com]

Gryffindor. Very much so.

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

Wow, an actual preference? Awesome. Hufflepuff.

[dib-worm.livejournal.com]

((OOC: Your Amelia ROCKS. Great app! XDD))

*blinks* You... WANT to go to Hufflepuff? Are you SURE you want to? Is that your final answer? There's an awful lot of... well, uhm, lemme put it like this, I've heard that the former head of Hufflepuff here ate children.

[karolina-dean.livejournal.com]

You know, not all of us eat children. That includes even the non-vegan ones.

[magic-of-one.livejournal.com]

I think you would get along really well with one of my friends who is in Gryffindor and I think you'd gel well with the rest of the people in general. So unless you really want to be in Hufflepuff, I'm going to vote Gryffindor.

[joachim-armster.livejournal.com]

I can't eat ice cream. Unless I'm in another form, anyway. Do you have anything else to offer?

[(Anonymous)]

Hmm...*checks inventory* Aha!

Six gold pieces, a box of bandaids, a breath mint, and a pony. Will one of those do?

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

Well, well. You're quite pretty, but also very brave. And yet, despite your bravery you wish to be in Hufflepuff?

[jump4justice.livejournal.com]

Well, Hufflepuff is the house associated with Justice, after all, but now I'm starting to think Gryffindor wouldn't be such a bad place to work on my heroine skills...

Oh, now I'm confused! But I trust your judgement, Mr. Hat.

[mutant-molly.livejournal.com]

*big grin* Fists of justice and free ice cream? Oh man. I like you already! Gryffindor, definitely!

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

You even have the cape for it and I'm sure you'll find many friends in your new House who also wish to bring Justice to everyone!

Your bribe has been accepted.

Welcome to Gryffindor!