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hh_mirror1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Cheese? To be honest, cheese doesn't hold much interest for me. When I was working at Studios USA, the only cheese I ever seemed to eat was the greasy, tasteless kind that they put on pizzas. Believe me, it's enough to put you off cheese for eternity.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I wouldn't kill either of them. They seem like particularly pathetic specimens of "human" life, so I'd invite them onto the show to talk about their problems.
3. What time is it where you are?
*smirks* Well, there's not really time as such in the place I'm from. But in Chicago it's almost two in the morning.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
God, I don't think I'd touch any of them. No offense, but I don't have much time for humanity in general. If they aren't crackwhores or ignorant trailer trash or horrifically obese or disgustingly deluded in respect of their own importance, they're pretentious bastards who think the sun shines out of their asses.
...Although Kingsley Shaklebolt seems quite tasty.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
*thinks* Paradise Lost. Or Realms of Light.
B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
He should marry both of them, then come on the show. Especially if one of them is actually a woman, is sleeping with another family member or is secretly running a brothel.
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
Well, firstly - I'm a fucking fantastic singer, if I do say so myself. I'm also a vital member of the Jerry Springer Show team as moderator and warm-up artist. I'm quite talented at whipping up crowds of ignorant hicks into frenzies of admiration, disgust and humiliation. I'm less good at reconciliation and letting go of grudges, but we'll put that aside for now. As Prince of Darkness, I instigated a coup d'etat against God in Heaven. Admittedly this did not go quite as anticipated, but I was quite successful in leading mankind into a whole world of shit. My management of Hell since then has also went quite well
In addition, I have a thorough knowledge of cooking techniques and know several interesting uses for barbed wire.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you.
Hm... well, I can certainly give out free tickets to The Jerry Springer Show in Chicago. He also has a show over here in Britain, I understand; it's not quite as exciting as our own version, but I'm sure I could get a hold of some of those tickets, if you'd prefer.
I also have quite a lot of barbed wire to spare.
((OOC: Well, an application should be somewhat interesting right now! Feel free to ignore until the hi-jinx are over. XD))
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Date: 2006-04-02 01:50 am (UTC)((OMG you did it!!!!!! LOVE LOVE LOVE. You're welcome to gank the icon I used on
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Date: 2006-04-02 02:06 am (UTC)Don't suppose you've ever visited Hell, have you?
((Yay, I was just about to ask you if I could! Thankee!))
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Date: 2006-04-02 02:14 am (UTC)...um. Yes.
((I sense a songspam coming on))
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Date: 2006-04-02 02:22 am (UTC)Ah, that might be it then. Although my world seems a lot more musical than this one, so perhaps not.
((*grins* Oh, you must! I would join in but the attempt would probably cause my computer to explode.))
((with bonus songspam))
Date: 2006-04-02 02:40 am (UTC)...
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If you even think about putting on a cheerleader outfit, I'd getting the SquibHammer. I mean it.
((Considering how sluggish YSI is, and that my mp3s of JS:tO are all mixed up and out of order, I dunno how many I can pull out, but here's Him Am The Devil (http://s41.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3GOV0OQWC7T2V35G1MSEM6R4ZW), NWS for those who haven't seen JS:tO.))
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Date: 2006-04-02 02:51 am (UTC)*laughs* Jesus, you must be fucking joking! I might be evil, but there are depths to which even I will only sink to at great need
like pissing off the Holy Diaper Boy.((more songspam))
Date: 2006-04-02 03:17 am (UTC)Is there a reason you don't have a Ravenclaw push answer?
((Aaaaaand, Have Yourselves a Good Time (http://s51.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2621ZMMB637MW3KSLEC0SWNUWC)!))
Re: ((more songspam))
Date: 2006-04-02 03:24 am (UTC)Vote: Bitchiwitch ((and one lasysongspam))
Date: 2006-04-02 03:34 am (UTC)((And, Every Last Motherfucker Should Go Down (http://s41.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0WS65P1L8STO5112XNMK4FYHMQ)!))
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Date: 2006-04-02 02:08 am (UTC)*smirks* I seem to be quite attractive as a woman.
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Date: 2006-04-02 02:17 am (UTC)*does a twirly little bow* Oh, I know there's nothing wrong with me. I'm brilliant, in fact. And evil. But brilliant.
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Date: 2006-04-02 02:57 am (UTC)What do you mean? Barbed wire is fun. Great fun, in fact.
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Date: 2006-04-02 03:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-02 09:05 pm (UTC)Batman made meI refused, but it was kinda amusing to be asked.I'm thinking Slytherin.
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Date: 2006-04-03 05:31 pm (UTC)If you ever change your mind about being on the show, just let me know. I'd be happy to help. *big smile*
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Date: 2006-04-03 05:50 pm (UTC)Tim would never agree to it, though.
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Date: 2006-04-04 11:43 am (UTC)Really? And how do you feel about being on the show? I can be very persuasive when I want to be.
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Date: 2006-04-03 05:27 am (UTC)be able to wreak more amusing havoc inprefer a different house?no subject
Date: 2006-04-03 05:32 pm (UTC)I'm quite talented at causing havoc wherever I go.vote: Gryffindor
Date: 2006-04-03 08:14 pm (UTC), because the notion amuses me.River's vote: Gryffindor
Date: 2006-04-04 05:09 am (UTC)*to Stephen* ...do you think we could use some of the barbed wire?Re: River's vote: Gryffindor
Date: 2006-04-04 05:12 am (UTC)*is intrigued* I daresay we might find a use for it.Re: River's vote: Gryffindor
Date: 2006-04-04 05:28 am (UTC)*is curious*...well, since the scalpel worked so well....*to Satan* Could we have some of the barbed wire you're offering?
Re: River's vote: Gryffindor
Date: 2006-04-04 11:44 am (UTC)Re: River's vote: Gryffindor
Date: 2006-04-05 01:04 am (UTC)Re: River's vote: Gryffindor
Date: 2006-04-05 07:26 pm (UTC)*hands over several feet of barbed wire of various kinds*
Have yourselves a good time, now!
Re: River's vote: Gryffindor
Date: 2006-04-06 12:25 am (UTC)vote: Hufflepuff
Date: 2006-04-04 08:22 am (UTC)Re: vote: Hufflepuff
Date: 2006-04-05 07:33 pm (UTC)Re: vote: Hufflepuff
Date: 2006-04-05 07:38 pm (UTC)Re: vote: Hufflepuff
Date: 2006-04-05 08:46 pm (UTC)Here you go, my man. I'm sure you'll have a completely unbelievable experience.
*hands over ticket*
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Date: 2006-04-04 04:04 pm (UTC)Re: vote: Hufflepuff
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Date: 2006-04-05 07:23 pm (UTC)Oh, yes. I'd love to.
((OOC: Over at the Sturdy Tables (http://community.livejournal.com/st4evah) community we've been tossing about ideas for a show... should I email you?))
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Date: 2006-04-06 01:29 am (UTC)((OOC: Sure! I'd love to hear what you've got planned!))
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Date: 2006-04-05 07:39 am (UTC)Bitchiwitch.
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Date: 2006-04-05 07:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-07 02:27 am (UTC)Your bribe has been accepted.
Welcome to Gryffindor!