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hh_mirror1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I can no longer eat cheese, I'm sure it would make me ill. What sort of discriminatory question is this?
From what I remember of cheese, which isn't much, the texture of stepped-in brains is similar to that of certain cheeses. I won't be putting either in my mouth any time soon, thank you.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
The human. I'd remove his sweet head for him, stroke his ginger hair, and tell him what a good boy he is. Oh, I'd like that, I'd like that very, very much.
3. What time is it where you are?
I've not seen the light nor felt the warmth of the sun for many long centuries. For me it will always be night...
Excuse me while I go pen a dreadful metrical composition and impale my wrists on something sharp. I've heard that's what juveniles do for fun these days whenever "darkness" is mentioned in any form.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Tonks has the most fascinating hair, I would dearly like to pet her. Her wolf friend too, if he won't bite terribly hard.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Guillotine. I have many ideas for bar entertainment.
B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Whichever one of them doesn't plan to imprison Harry in the water veinwhich is a fancy name for SEWER of their damned castle for all eternity.
Of equal importance, whichever one bathes more than once a decade. And doesn't cackle in bed. Nnghh.
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
If you stopped imprisoning your servants on a whim, they'd be more likely to help you.
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
I wield five swords with my mind alone. (Obligatory "I can kill you with my brain" comment goes here.) I'm adept at my own unique form of magic, with and without the swords and psychic abilities.And I never walk; I levitate, which is the best skill of all.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I have all these nice crystals I could give, that may improve your health or stamina or grant you an interesting power, maybe protect you against certain ailments. I'm told with proper holes in them, they could double as "bowling balls."
Or you may peruse my treasured collection of heads (some little more than skulls now, alas) and choose a pretty one for yourself. I'm most happy to share. If you know how to listen carefully enough they'll even speak to you, but don't pay any mind to their filthy lies. They deserved it.
((ETA: When I signed in today and had 69 comments in my inbox, I snickered like a perverted brat. The Terry/Ryuuji screened convo wins for the leash idea alone. I hope they do give poor Alucard a leash for Joachim. XD))
I can no longer eat cheese, I'm sure it would make me ill. What sort of discriminatory question is this?
From what I remember of cheese, which isn't much, the texture of stepped-in brains is similar to that of certain cheeses. I won't be putting either in my mouth any time soon, thank you.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
The human. I'd remove his sweet head for him, stroke his ginger hair, and tell him what a good boy he is. Oh, I'd like that, I'd like that very, very much.
3. What time is it where you are?
I've not seen the light nor felt the warmth of the sun for many long centuries. For me it will always be night...
Excuse me while I go pen a dreadful metrical composition and impale my wrists on something sharp. I've heard that's what juveniles do for fun these days whenever "darkness" is mentioned in any form.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Tonks has the most fascinating hair, I would dearly like to pet her. Her wolf friend too, if he won't bite terribly hard.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Guillotine. I have many ideas for bar entertainment.
B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Whichever one of them doesn't plan to imprison Harry in the water vein
Of equal importance, whichever one bathes more than once a decade. And doesn't cackle in bed. Nnghh.
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
If you stopped imprisoning your servants on a whim, they'd be more likely to help you.
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
I wield five swords with my mind alone. (Obligatory "I can kill you with my brain" comment goes here.) I'm adept at my own unique form of magic, with and without the swords and psychic abilities.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I have all these nice crystals I could give, that may improve your health or stamina or grant you an interesting power, maybe protect you against certain ailments. I'm told with proper holes in them, they could double as "bowling balls."
Or you may peruse my treasured collection of heads (some little more than skulls now, alas) and choose a pretty one for yourself. I'm most happy to share. If you know how to listen carefully enough they'll even speak to you, but don't pay any mind to their filthy lies. They deserved it.
((ETA: When I signed in today and had 69 comments in my inbox, I snickered like a perverted brat. The Terry/Ryuuji screened convo wins for the leash idea alone. I hope they do give poor Alucard a leash for Joachim. XD))
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Re: Ravenclaw
Date: 2006-03-30 01:47 am (UTC)Fenrir what, you mean? Thought of the children or thought of me?Sorry, Freud, but not everything is about the penis. Some things are about lady bits.
I'm not sticking my hand down there. It will probably come back shaking, damp, and holding a cigarette.
Re: Ravenclaw
Date: 2006-03-30 01:54 am (UTC)Both.Oh, I hate Freud. He didn't believe in child abuse or female orgasms.
I wasn't suggesting you use your hand.
Re: Ravenclaw
Date: 2006-03-30 02:02 am (UTC)Well, now the most action he'll get is if someone cuts a hole into the bottom of a popcorn bucket. Justice?Allow my to join you. Had to read something of his for Philosophy. Got to the chapter surrounding someone pissing on fire and then I put it down. Fuckin' Freud.
What were you suggesting?
Re: Ravenclaw
Date: 2006-03-30 02:07 am (UTC)And they'd need to get him out of that case first.We can start an anti-Freud club. Never read that chapter, though.
Mhm. Why don't you guess?
Re: Ravenclaw
Date: 2006-03-30 02:12 am (UTC)Jewel heist? I get to wear all black and you get to wear skin-tight leather. Some more.Another subset of PANDA?
I'm trying to figure out which one would be the worst. It's harder than you would think.
Re: Ravenclaw
Date: 2006-03-30 02:17 am (UTC)My leather isn't skin-tight unless I'm going clubbing.Why not? We can be a very diverse organization.
Tell me your thoughts, Oz. I'll be your shrink, and do you better than Freud ever could.
Re: Ravenclaw
Date: 2006-03-30 02:31 am (UTC)Gotta be able to move to get to those baby seals.Speaking of a subset... band meet in Gryffindor's common room?
If I was having sex it wouldn't be with a guy who has anything to do with the term 'shrinking'. That's just tempting fate.
Re: Ravenclaw
Date: 2006-03-30 02:50 am (UTC)Oh, I can move alright.Sounds good to me. When?
It's not shrinking. It's maximizing your mental potential.
Re: Ravenclaw
Date: 2006-03-30 03:07 am (UTC)And now I am thinking about that GOB guy doing that snake thing.*Blinks* Uh... Fridayish? ((Won't be at the comp until about 4:30 PST and will be rather busy with homework until Wednesday.))
It's not the amount of the medication you prescribe. It's how you misdiagnose it.
Re: Ravenclaw
Date: 2006-03-30 03:15 am (UTC)Who?That works. Next Friday or this one?
Viagra's not illegal, you know.
Re: Ravenclaw
Date: 2006-03-30 03:23 am (UTC)Student. In Slytherin. Be glad you missed the... snake thing.Whichever.
Implications that I am impotent? This is why I don't visit shrinks.
Re: Ravenclaw
Date: 2006-03-30 03:39 am (UTC)I think I will be.Next Friday? I've got a lot on my plate at the moment.
But I'm not a shrink. I'm a maximizer.
Re: Ravenclaw
Date: 2006-03-30 03:46 am (UTC)You're certainly maximizing the creepy, my friend.
Re: Ravenclaw
Date: 2006-03-30 03:53 am (UTC)...Sorry. I'll quit it then.
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