Rufus of Kim Possible fame

[naked-mole-rap.livejournal.com]

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Cheese! Naco, mm-hmm, mm-hmm! *rubs tummy*

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Barney. Bleugh.

3. What time is it where you are?
Three!

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Wormtail! Bleugh!

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Cheese, please!

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
Cheeses! *he gnaws on whatever happens to be handy, thus proving that he can... gnaw on things*

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
*series of Rufus-squeaks that sound vaguely like he's saying he'll ride in your pocket for a day*

Comments

[lp-drumline7.livejournal.com]

((xDD Craccckkk.))

...Sparklypoo.

There's a lot of them lately...

[chuck-weasley.livejournal.com]

*squees. Like, actually squees*
Squeeeee!

SO CUTE!

[naked-mole-rap.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh, uh-huh! *Rufus scrambles onto Charlie's shoulder*

[estebanmd.livejournal.com]

What are you?

[naked-mole-rap.livejournal.com]

*Rufus holds up a piece of paper with the definition of a naked mole rat and makes wild gestures to it* (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naked_mole_rat)

[estebanmd.livejournal.com]

Oh, I have seen a naked mole rat or two; but you look rather different from the ones I have seen.

[naked-mole-rap.livejournal.com]

*he strikes a pose to show that he is different and more useful and knows the meaning of the universe* *


(*Cheese.)

[estebanmd.livejournal.com]

...

Hufflepuff ... I suppose.

[r-tam.livejournal.com]

*comes in and peers over Stephen's shoulder* *stares* *is mildly disturbed*

...er. I think I saw that in a commercial for Fruity Oaty Bars. Are you sure it belongs in Hufflepuff?

[major-ego.livejournal.com]

...dear God, what is that thing?

Regardless, I don't want it anywhere near me.

(http://photobucket.com)

[naked-mole-rap.livejournal.com]

Bleugh!

Vote: Slytherin.

[cpt-pierce.livejournal.com]

Don't be so mean, Charles.

Slytherin for the... rat-creature-thingy.

Re: Vote: Slytherin.

[major-ego.livejournal.com]

Who, me? I have the milk of human kindness gushing from every pore... which means that my kindness is reserved for humans.

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

So, I guess you're a magical creature?

[naked-mole-rap.livejournal.com]

*he thinks about this for a couple minutes. Yeah, close enough.*
Uh-huh, uh-huh!

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

I assist at the Care of Magical Creatures course. Maybe you can be a guest?

[naked-mole-rap.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh! *he gives a little mole rat-y thumbs up*

Slytherin

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

Ok, then. Slytherin.

[mightymorfin.livejournal.com]

You scare me! We didn't have anything like you at the petting zoo.

[thranduils-son.livejournal.com]

Aren't you a handsome fellow. Are you sure you wouldn't rather be in Gryffindor?

[naked-mole-rap.livejournal.com]

*he considers this, then gives a little shrug*

[conriocht.livejournal.com]

*makes face* I'd sort you into Ravenclaw so you can keep Fillerbunny company, but to be honest, I don't want you anywhere near me.

[estebanmd.livejournal.com]

I had not quite considered that point ... if the creature is not rejected from the school, it may be that Fillerbunny takes a liking to him, and then the poor rabbit will surely catch some sort of parasite or other from it. It says it is a naked mole rat, but it certainly resembles no naked mole rat I have ever seen.

[conriocht.livejournal.com]

Miss Tam might take a liking to it as well, given her fondness for Fillerbunny. If so, I will certainly will change my vote, provided that the creature is de-wormed and kept out of the common areas. Do naked mole rats get fleas?

[estebanmd.livejournal.com]

What applies to an ordinary naked mole rat likely would not apply to this ... thing.

[ginevram.livejournal.com]

Oh! You're such a cute little thing! May I pet you?

Is Peter Pettigrew still considered part of the Order after being responsible for Harry's parents' deaths and framing Sirius and killing 13 Muggles and helping make Voldemort corporeal again and God knows what else?

[naked-mole-rap.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh, uh-huh!

Hmm... *squeaks and shrugs*

[ginevram.livejournal.com]

*Tries to pet it, sort of*

Errr, I think you should probably be in Hufflepuff, maybe?

[m-the-inspector.livejournal.com]

What, if anything, is your purpose? Do you have a career or any hobbies besides cheese? I would have squibbed you without a second thought, but your expression seems more intelligent that 80% of the humans who apply. Give me more information, and I'll think about sending you to a Sue house.

[naked-mole-rap.livejournal.com]

*he goes into a complex series of squeaks and gestures to show that he regularly helps save the world*

[m-the-inspector.livejournal.com]

*slight smile* How do you go about doing that, exactly? I'm thinking either Gryffindor or Ravenclaw right now.

[naked-mole-rap.livejournal.com]

*yet more miming and squeaking to answer that he could distract enemies and bite through bindings and such*

Gryffindor

[m-the-inspector.livejournal.com]

Gryffindor, for your bravery.

[vividtonks.livejournal.com]

Oh, how cute! I'm not sure if naked mole rats qualify as students, but if they do I guess you'd best be in Hufflepuff.

Would you like some cheese? *offers it a piece of extremely ripe stilton*

[naked-mole-rap.livejournal.com]

*he is, indeed, cute*

*he gobbles the Stilton up*

[lebellatrix.livejournal.com]

Well aren't you cute. Come to Slytherin and stay with me.

*offers it a plate of those muggle nacho things*

((OMG so much love for you. We need a Ron. He'd get along perfectly with our other Rons.))

[naked-mole-rap.livejournal.com]

Nachos! *he gobbles it up. Bellatrix is now his new best friend, besides Ron*

((*g*))

[state-servant.livejournal.com]

Hufflepuff.

[bestkogalever.livejournal.com]

(Stares, a little bit disturbed, as she tries to think of the right words. Finally, after a few meaningless parts to words:)

Who cut the ears off a chiuhauhau?!

[naked-mole-rap.livejournal.com]

*indignant squeaking. Rufus is not a chihuahua.*

[bestkogalever.livejournal.com]

(Does not realize what Rufus is saying, and thinks he's just squeaking for the hell of it)

Alright, alright... Not a chihuahua! It's a... It's a what-the-hell-is-it?

[naked-mole-rap.livejournal.com]

*he hops around and squeaks what sounds a bit like 'naked mole rat'*

[bestkogalever.livejournal.com]

(Really attempts to understand, even if it sounds like "Taken LOL Cat")

I... I guess...

I'll vote you into Hufflepuff. Will that help any shaved, earless chihuahua?

[nightbirdboy.livejournal.com]

((Oh, I love you. Rufus!))

. . . Wow, you're really cute, in a weird way. You just like cheese, or do you eat anything? I've got half a baguette, if you want it.

Hufflepuff.

[naked-mole-rap.livejournal.com]

*Rufus doesn't know what a baguette is. He squeaks to convey this*

[alucard-tepes.livejournal.com]

Between your two preferences, I think Hufflepuff best suits you, little... thing.

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

*tries to figure out exactly what part of the creature to perch on*

*finally manages to plot on its head without entirely covering it*

You're an interesting little fellow. And I see you've offered to make appearances at Care of Magical Creatures classes, so that is one point in your favor.

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

*is very sad the little creature won't speak to it*

Well, then, if you really are willing to help out with Care of Magical Creatures classes, I suppose that makes you useful.

Your bribe has been accepted.

Welcome to Hufflepuff!