Roxy aka Freefall-Gen 13
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hh_mirror1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Those cheese singles. Don't get me wrong, I've had good cheese before. But sometimes, you know, you just want a grilled cheese sandwich.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
So, like, when I was a kid, my mom made me watch Barney when she was too busy to watch me. I hate him. He'd definitely be the first to go.
3. What time is it where you are?
*pulls out her cell phone, and sees that it doesn't work here* Umm, I don't know.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Okay, now that's just creepy and gross. Old men shouldn't hit on anyone. Don't they know how, like, scary they are? Still, if he has to freak someone out it should be Minerva McGonagall.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Secret Hideout. It would really come in handy. Plus, I'd make it 18 and over, with a bouncer who doesn't look too closely at ID.
B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Okay, I know I'm gonna get flamed for this, but I don't think he should be with either one. I kind of think it's gross. But I don't hate people who do it! It just kind of...freaks me out a bit, you know?
Besides, I thought Harry was into girls.
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Maybe you have an evil desk demon who's cloning your papers. If you find yourself filling out things in sixplicate, that's a sign.
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
I'm not useless! I can make gravity stop working. Of course, like, everyone else says, *mocking voice* "Roxy, stop going out. Roxy, stop smoking. Roxy, try and be a more active member of the team." I try! I really do. It's just that I want to be a teenager. I never asked to save the world.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I can take you flying with me! It's fun, and I don't need a broom or a cape or anything like that. If you don't want to do that, I've got half a pack of cigarettes and ten bucks.
Those cheese singles. Don't get me wrong, I've had good cheese before. But sometimes, you know, you just want a grilled cheese sandwich.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
So, like, when I was a kid, my mom made me watch Barney when she was too busy to watch me. I hate him. He'd definitely be the first to go.
3. What time is it where you are?
*pulls out her cell phone, and sees that it doesn't work here* Umm, I don't know.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Okay, now that's just creepy and gross. Old men shouldn't hit on anyone. Don't they know how, like, scary they are? Still, if he has to freak someone out it should be Minerva McGonagall.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Secret Hideout. It would really come in handy. Plus, I'd make it 18 and over, with a bouncer who doesn't look too closely at ID.
B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Okay, I know I'm gonna get flamed for this, but I don't think he should be with either one. I kind of think it's gross. But I don't hate people who do it! It just kind of...freaks me out a bit, you know?
Besides, I thought Harry was into girls.
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Maybe you have an evil desk demon who's cloning your papers. If you find yourself filling out things in sixplicate, that's a sign.
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
I'm not useless! I can make gravity stop working. Of course, like, everyone else says, *mocking voice* "Roxy, stop going out. Roxy, stop smoking. Roxy, try and be a more active member of the team." I try! I really do. It's just that I want to be a teenager. I never asked to save the world.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I can take you flying with me! It's fun, and I don't need a broom or a cape or anything like that. If you don't want to do that, I've got half a pack of cigarettes and ten bucks.
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Re: Hufflepuff
Date: 2006-03-22 03:05 am (UTC)Re: Hufflepuff
Date: 2006-03-22 03:07 am (UTC)Re: Hufflepuff
Date: 2006-03-22 03:14 am (UTC)Re: Hufflepuff
Date: 2006-03-22 03:16 am (UTC)Re: Hufflepuff
Date: 2006-03-22 03:47 am (UTC)*Harry speaks from experience here!*
Re: Hufflepuff
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Date: 2006-03-22 04:44 am (UTC)*Shh! Don't tell anyone, okay?*
Date: 2006-03-22 04:46 am (UTC)Re: *Shh! Don't tell anyone, okay?*
Date: 2006-03-22 04:49 am (UTC)Re: *Shh! Don't tell anyone, okay?*
Date: 2006-03-22 04:51 am (UTC)Re: *Shh! Don't tell anyone, okay?*
Date: 2006-03-22 04:53 am (UTC)*He smiles as if this is comforting news*
Re: *Shh! Don't tell anyone, okay?*
Date: 2006-03-22 04:55 am (UTC)Re: *Shh! Don't tell anyone, okay?*
Date: 2006-03-22 04:56 am (UTC)Lupin's alright but two of the other professors are sort of dangerous. I think there's a student werewolf too...it's kind of a problem at the full moon.
Re: *Shh! Don't tell anyone, okay?*
Date: 2006-03-22 04:59 am (UTC)Re: *Shh! Don't tell anyone, okay?*
Date: 2006-03-22 05:00 am (UTC)Re: *Shh! Don't tell anyone, okay?*
Date: 2006-03-22 05:05 am (UTC)Is there anything else I should know about?
Re: *Shh! Don't tell anyone, okay?*
Date: 2006-03-22 05:23 am (UTC)Hmmmm *thinks for a moment* yeah, if you see a weird puppet version of yourself don't touch it. So far that's only happened to Ron but you never can tell.
Re: *Shh! Don't tell anyone, okay?*
Date: 2006-03-22 05:32 am (UTC)Re: *Shh! Don't tell anyone, okay?*
Date: 2006-03-22 06:11 am (UTC)Re: *Shh! Don't tell anyone, okay?*
Date: 2006-03-23 07:32 am (UTC)