Roxy aka Freefall-Gen 13

[roxyspaulding.livejournal.com]

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Those cheese singles. Don't get me wrong, I've had good cheese before. But sometimes, you know, you just want a grilled cheese sandwich.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
So, like, when I was a kid, my mom made me watch Barney when she was too busy to watch me. I hate him. He'd definitely be the first to go.

3. What time is it where you are?
*pulls out her cell phone, and sees that it doesn't work here* Umm, I don't know.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Okay, now that's just creepy and gross. Old men shouldn't hit on anyone. Don't they know how, like, scary they are? Still, if he has to freak someone out it should be Minerva McGonagall.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Secret Hideout. It would really come in handy. Plus, I'd make it 18 and over, with a bouncer who doesn't look too closely at ID.

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Okay, I know I'm gonna get flamed for this, but I don't think he should be with either one. I kind of think it's gross. But I don't hate people who do it! It just kind of...freaks me out a bit, you know?

Besides, I thought Harry was into girls.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Maybe you have an evil desk demon who's cloning your papers. If you find yourself filling out things in sixplicate, that's a sign.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
I'm not useless! I can make gravity stop working. Of course, like, everyone else says, *mocking voice* "Roxy, stop going out. Roxy, stop smoking. Roxy, try and be a more active member of the team." I try! I really do. It's just that I want to be a teenager. I never asked to save the world.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I can take you flying with me! It's fun, and I don't need a broom or a cape or anything like that. If you don't want to do that, I've got half a pack of cigarettes and ten bucks.

Comments

Hufflepuff

[harrylives.livejournal.com]

Yeah I am into girls.

Re: Hufflepuff

[roxyspaulding.livejournal.com]

Spiffy. They're got, like, really crazy questions on that form. Thanks for the vote, anyway. Would you like a bribe?

Re: Hufflepuff

[harrylives.livejournal.com]

Yeah, flying without a broom or hippogryff sounds fun.

[anthony-crowley.livejournal.com]

evil desk demon?

Apart from being redundant, this is insulting. Like I don't have better things to do with my time than give people paperwork.

[roxyspaulding.livejournal.com]

*sees the sunglasses and backs away* You aren't a government agent, are you?

[anthony-crowley.livejournal.com]

Only sometimes. *smirks*

[shadow-charmer.livejournal.com]

The money for a votebut only because you're so obviously a delinquent.

[roxyspaulding.livejournal.com]

All of it? Up yours. *has heard it all before*

[shadow-charmer.livejournal.com]

That, or a knife-fight. Doesn't even have to be lethal, I just need some practice. That's my version of sympathy, mènesse. Take it or leave it.

vote: Slytherin

[estebanmd.livejournal.com]

*raises an eyebrow at the answer to question 4, but does not comment*

Slytherin.

Re: vote: Slytherin

[roxyspaulding.livejournal.com]

Thanks, totally!

vote: Hufflepuff

[arrakis-savior.livejournal.com]

Power to stop gravity? Definitely useful. Hufflepuff. Don't worry, I don't need your ten bucks or your cigarettes.

Re: vote: Hufflepuff

[roxyspaulding.livejournal.com]

Okay, thanks!

[m-the-inspector.livejournal.com]

*raises eyebrow at #5B* I do believe we have just gotten off on the wrong foot.

[roxyspaulding.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry.

[ginevram.livejournal.com]

Does your hair change color or is it always pink and black?

[roxyspaulding.livejournal.com]

It's always black and pink, or at least until I find a new color of dye I like. I've had pink for years, though.

[thranduils-son.livejournal.com]

None of your offers are of any use to me, and you seem somewhat... coarse. I suspect your extreme youth may be the cause of that rather than any inherent character flaws, and so I'm inclined to consider voting.

Which House would you prefer, and why?

[roxyspaulding.livejournal.com]

I don't really care which House I go into. A lot of people seem to think that I belong in Gryffindor because I wear spandex to my day job. I just want to be in a House where I can make friends and have fun, you know?

[mutant-molly.livejournal.com]

*Grins at her answer to #2* Hey, you too? You should come to Gryffindor then so if Barney turns up we can take him down together!

You've got really cool hair.

[roxyspaulding.livejournal.com]

Barney is so going down.

Thanks for the vote!

[vividtonks.livejournal.com]

Gryffindor.

Nice hair, by the way.

[roxyspaulding.livejournal.com]

Super! Thanks!

[ryuk-shinigami.livejournal.com]

Ryuk sticks his head out of a wall and looks Roxy over. "Hey, a human who can fly without help sounds pretty cool. And you seem to have a long life span too. I mean, you seem healthy. If you promise to use the 10 bucks to buy me some apples, I'll vote for you. I'm not entirely sure how people here decide what house you should be in. I got into Ravenclaw, even though I'm not all that smart. I just like to have fun and eat apples. Any house you feel like being in?"

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

((OOC: Sorry I didn't get you sorted before you had to leave!))

Well, if you're a world saver, you must be noble and brave! I would like very much to go flying with you sometime, so please inform me when you are available and I'll collect on your bribe.

Your bribe has been accepted.

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