Bellatrix Lestrange - Harry Potter

[lebellatrix.livejournal.com]

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I enjoy parmesan on pasta.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Ugh. Carrottop. All that red hair, are we sure he isn't a Weasley?

3. What time is it where you are?
5 minutes until 4. In the morning.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Harrass? All of them. Sexually harrass? I'd go back to Azkaban first.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Dark Mark

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you.
I have connections. What do you want?

Comments

::screened for the BNS and the Narcissistic One::

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

Oh, relax. You can always just pull rank and order to her to bed someone else, right? Say that they need an heir more than you do, because you've got horcruxes that can take over for you.

Re: ::screened for the BNS and the Narcissistic One::

[don-voldie.livejournal.com]

I don't use my power in that sort of way. It's so gauche. Besides, there aren't any many worthy candidates around here.

::screened for the BNS and the Narcissistic One::

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

Gauche is forgivable if it gets grabby girls off you.

Or tell her that you castrated yourself.