Bellatrix Lestrange - Harry Potter

[lebellatrix.livejournal.com]

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I enjoy parmesan on pasta.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Ugh. Carrottop. All that red hair, are we sure he isn't a Weasley?

3. What time is it where you are?
5 minutes until 4. In the morning.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Harrass? All of them. Sexually harrass? I'd go back to Azkaban first.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Dark Mark

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you.
I have connections. What do you want?

Comments

Re: Squib

[harrylives.livejournal.com]

yes it is. I have friends in Hufflepuff. If she's squibbed I never have to see her again.

*suddenly wonders why he's talking to Snape* *shuts up*

((ooc - have you seen the potter puppet pals? http://www.potterpuppetpals.com/index.html))

Re: Squib

[harrylives.livejournal.com]

((No! Ono! Now I have to find it!

I just really want Harry to come over to Snape and go 'bother bother bother bother'. Hmmm. Maybe if he got drunk?))

Re: Squib

[harrylives.livejournal.com]

((OMG! Pelican dynamite Harry! So great!))

Re: Squib

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

((OMG, I was totally thinking about applying as PPP!Ron this morning. The crack...))

Re: Squib

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

((Well, I can't really turn down a triple dog-dare, now can I? ^_~))

Re: Squib

[lebellatrix.livejournal.com]

((Funniest damn fanfic EVER))

Re: Squib

[lebellatrix.livejournal.com]

((I know, right? "Mr Malfoy! 10 points from Slytherin for upsetting harry and coming to class orange!"))

Re: Squib

[lebellatrix.livejournal.com]

((Oh, you MUST. When that was first posted, I followed my friend around for a week threatening her with spankings. You could tell when she'd actually read the fic, cause then she laughed instead of looking frightened. Hehe))

Re: Squib

[lebellatrix.livejournal.com]

((I loved it when he peed in the butterbeer. Or the "did you slash up all the cushions?" "I MIGHT HAVE."))