Bellatrix Lestrange - Harry Potter

[lebellatrix.livejournal.com]

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I enjoy parmesan on pasta.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Ugh. Carrottop. All that red hair, are we sure he isn't a Weasley?

3. What time is it where you are?
5 minutes until 4. In the morning.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Harrass? All of them. Sexually harrass? I'd go back to Azkaban first.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Dark Mark

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you.
I have connections. What do you want?

Comments

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

*so totally not budging, now sprawled out with his head on Oz's stomach like Oz is his personal werewolf mattress* You lie when you say that!

*pulls his knee under Oz's to try to make him bend his leg upwards so that Ryuuji can tickle him again*

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

*Growls* It was weeks before I got this close to my girlfriend, you know. *Tries to roll over to push Ryuuji off*

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

And did you insult her cookies too? *ends up underneath Oz, one knee still hooked around his and widens eyes in mock surprise* Don't tell me you were just struggling to be on top.

*lets go through, so that Oz can get up if he wants, and adds more seriously* If you're seriously anti-contact though, sorry about that. You can move now.

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

No, she didn't have a strap-on named Mr. Pokey.

*He heads off and sits on the floor next to Ryuuji, hands covering his vulnerble ankle* Contact is fine. I mean, the action, not the movie. The movie sucked. I'm more anti-giggling on the floor of the Sorting Room like a psycho teletubby.

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

Oh please. Credit me with a little originality. Mine's called Bunny.

*props himself up on his elbows, not bothering to sit up properly* Never seen the movie - and dude, if you didn't want to be publicly embarrassed, you shouldn't have insulted Slytherin baked goods. Do I have to drag you down to the kitchen to cook with me to prove our cookies are superior to any other kind out there?

Slytherin

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

Sure. *A good excuse to eat raw cookie dough. He calls out his vote as he leaves*

Slytherin!