The Popcorning of Soichiro Yagami

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( Owl to Mello )

( Owl to Rika )

Soichiro Yagami stood outside the popcorn room, looking on. After some time thinking on it, he had concluded that he was bored with this place, and figured that it'd be best if he left. Permamently.

His ever faithful dog Yukiko stood at his side, waiting.

"Ready, Yukiko?"

A bark.

"Okay, let's go."

As they crossed the threshold, there was a flash of light and a new name appeared on the plaque:

Soichiro Yagami

Application for Jherek Carnelian (Moorcock's 'Dancers at the End of Time' saga)

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An attractive young man, quite unusually dressed, stumbled directly thought the wall of the Sorting room. His outfit was a perfect replica of a fashion popular in the late 19th century, in an unexciting color of grey, which in itself was not unusual. What was strange was that it was a very proper woman's dress, close-fitting jacket, a white, lace-trimmed blouse, and a voluminous skirt, with a straw boater hat atop his hair, which was coiffed and curled in a conservative fashion of that time. Yet, he was clearly not trying to crossdress- he simply looked like a man in a dress. He looked around in confusion- hadn't he just been in his locomotive with Lord Jagged? An almost child-like delight replaced the confusion on his features as he looked over his surroundings- surely, this room was from the 19th Century, or thereabouts.

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the unpopcorning of the original Kwisatz Haderach

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((with permission from Dune players present and near-future))

( Arrakis teaches the attitude of the knife -- chopping off what's incomplete and saying: 'Now, it's complete because it's ended here.' )

Sign-up for Muggle Studies

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As a followup to his previous class on Muggle Warfare, the Baron Vladimir Harkonnen intended to hold a small 'war game' as a followup. And, the time had come for this happen. So, he had several large, obvious notices posted up around the school.

On Saturday, December 12th, Part 2 of the Muggle Studies class on Muggle Warfare will be held. It is recommended, but not required, to have attended part 1. This class will not be held in the classroom. Instead, it will be held at the school's Quidditch field, at 3 o'clock in the afternoon. Dress warmly, and remember- this class will involve live ammunition! This is an attempt to familiarize the students with the realities of Muggle Warfare. Medical staff will be on hand in case of injuries, and, the school and Muggle Studies department hold no responsibility for any that may occur. If you plan to attend, please sign up on this list, which shall be used to determine the teams for the war game.

Some small print near the end of the signup sheet indicates that by signing up, the student releases the school and its faculty of any and all liability regarding any potential injury, damage, or death that might occur. Although death was impossible at Hogwarts, Vladimir figured that it was wise to cover the possibility.