"Mrs. Reyes, are you sure I can't help -"
A thin girl with carrot-red hair and freckles turns around, school uniform skirt swirling around as she does. She's startled to find a stone wall behind her rather than the kitchen door she was expecting.
"Oh
brother. C'mon, I didn't even pick up a weird alien artifact this time or anything!" She walks around for a few minutes, waiting for something to happen. "Tia Amparo? Is this something you and your magic goons cooked up? 'Cause you're totally not scoring any points coming at me this way!"
Finally she finds the table of applications. "Sweet..." Tests, she can do. Blindfolded, with one hand tied behind her back. She pulls a (perfectly sharpened) pencil from a pocket of her backpack and begins to write.
( Any second, Superman's going to show up in a towel with a necklace of drink beads... )"I have read the
hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ____brenda________
I have read the
hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. _____brenda______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. __my_knickers_are_chronically_twisty,_sorry__.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. __brenda_(evil_marmalade?_really?)__"
((This app has been approved by Jaime-mun! ***Also, a note about her name: in the comic she has no last name - neither does Paco, they're casual like that. To distinguish her from other past, present and future Brendas on the comm J-mun & I decided to pretend that when her aunt became her guardian Brenda took her name. If she ever gets an official last name in canon, I'll drop the mods a line.))