Paris briskly opened the door to the hall, and briskly slammed it behind her, and five steps later stopped dead in place, her eyes traveling around the room with more suspicion than trepidation. "Clearly," she observes, "the fraternities have gone over-the-top when their standard juvenile end-of-term pranks. If somebody would jump out, scream 'surprise!' and then scamper away after producing the chemistry lab again, that would just be so fantastic I'd be stricken something close to speechless." She pauses, adjusting the load of books in her arms. "You'd better not be behind this, Gilmore."
( Aside from the lawsuits, this must be a rocking good time. )"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ______PG______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. _____PG______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _____PG______
One day, marmalade will rule the world. _____PG________"