Closed RP for Harry

[onceacop.livejournal.com]

Well, at least the place was decent. She settled down on one of the couches, notebook in hand, to start to take stock in things. She'd been pulled here out of nowhere. She had her weapon, very limited ammo. She had her wits. She had a couple of allies. She noted them down. Wizard. Canada boy. Soldier boy.

"Goddamn it." She muttered. She stabbed her paper with her pen, over and over, while she thought.

Small and gentle: Michael seeks deflowering

[office-michael.livejournal.com]

Had he just kept his fool mouth shut and not tried to spread his special brand of tolerance to Molly Weasley, Michael never would have been hexed to speak only in questions. Had he kept his fool mouth shut further, he never would have opened the door for Molly to convince him that she had also hexed him to turn gay. And had he continued to keep his fool mouth shut, he never would have sought Jayne's advice about finding someone to break him into his gayness.

But unfortunately, he kept flapping his yap, which had resulted in Jayne's suggesting that Simon Tam, he of the small penis and gentle ways (at least, as Michael believed), be the one to take Michael's butt virginity. Michael sincerely hoped that getting pounded (gently!) by Simon would turn him straight again, so that he could hold a party with liquor and karaoke and hot girls and a strobe light (actually, a strobe Magical Trevor) in his room.

And this is why Michael found himself composing the following owl to Simon Tam (unfortunately, Molly's hex made him write in questions as well!):

( Owl to Simon Tam, not at all warded, because Michael has been too busy working on his comedy routines and building his parchment distribution business to bother learning magic )

Closed RP: Susan needs a drink. Badly.

[usethepoker.livejournal.com]

((Closed for Susan and Rube))


( Susan plus open bar equals WIN )

Owl to Lily Evans

[onceacop.livejournal.com]

( Not warded as Murphy can't do a lick of magic )

Duck, duck...

[lilypotter60.livejournal.com]

(Mr. Quackers delivers. Both notes are heavily warded and charmed to shriek 'Oi, Oi, Oi, Wimbourne Wasps...' for anyone else (and randomly for Sirius).)

( Duck to Sirius )

( Duck to Harry Dresden )

Open RP: Return of the Ranger

[exspdblue.livejournal.com]

Sky had been gone for a while. He had to go home in order to help his friends defeat Gruum and some who may have known him may notice that he's donned a new color. Those who previously knew him as the Blue Ranger will now see that he is wearing the red. He finally got his dream and became a red ranger like his father. He walked through the doors to Hogwart's and smiled a bit.

"It's good to be back."

He had his knapsack over his shoulder and he began heading towards the Gryffindor Common Room ready for anyone who he might encounter.

::Closed RP for STFUistas::

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

( For residents of STFU )

Closed sockpuppet-y RP for Leia and Aayla

[kissawookiee.livejournal.com]

((Problem: slow day at work. Solution: tl;dr sockpuppeting!))

( Mutual Jedi de-angsting in a completely non-sexual sense. )

A flock of owls

[must_be_bunnies]

Identical owls are sent to: Mel Beeby, Brice de Winter, Yuki Yubari, Jesus "Josh" H. Christ, Sirius Black, Captain Jack Harkness, Homsar, Jayne Cobb, Skip Wiley, Lily Evans, Joachim, Dr. Janet Fraiser, Aayla Secura, Rube, Laura Palmer, House, Lord Valentine Wolfe, 'Neal Peart', and Gabrielle.

( Warded to explode into confetti for anyone other than the intended recipient )

((OOC: The post will go up sometime on Saturday, so just have your characters drop in whenever you like. If anyone didn't get a chance to sign up, just add a comment to the posters and show up. We'll assume you got an owl. :D ))

((OOC2: Special message to 'Neil Peart' - If Dean wanted to attend, then we'll just assume that the magic owls were able to figure out his true identity and deliver the message. ;D ))

Closed RP for Mel, Dom, and Brice: In a deserted classroom...

[whitesheep-dw.livejournal.com]

Dom can't seem to locate Professor Maturin, and so has decided to work on his DNA-time-travel thing alone. (I'm really going to have to come up with a better name, he thinks)

He is in a classroom on the second floor, just affixing the back of the device, when the piece of technology slips and a button is pressed as it clatters at the edge of the table. Dom snatches it up, embarrassed, not realising that whatever the device just did could be very dangerous indeed, for the next person to come in that door.

Welcome to Hogwarts - Closed RP for Molly W. and Cersei L.

[wobblingmolly.livejournal.com]

It was surprisingly good to be climbing up all those stairs to the Gryffindor common
room. She and the Fat Lady exchanged greetings, and she climbed the spiral staircase to the girls' dormitory. She found the familliar plaque with her name on it, and was pleased she'd got her old room back. She also wasn't surprised she had a roommate, as that was simply how things were done in her day at Hogwarts.


She opened the door, stepped inside, and found the room empty for the moment. Pleased, she kicked off her shoes and sprawled on one of the beds with a satisfied smile. She had a lot of knitting to do, apparently, and she needed to owl Arthur to tell him what was going on. But for the moment it was simply just a relief to kick back and relax for a few minutes.