Application: Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy, "Pride and Prejudice"

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A tall, dark gentleman with handsome features clad in the fashion of Georgian England appears in the Sorting Room. With an attitude of confusion tinged slightly with disdain, he sits stiffly and fills out the application.
( I am ill qualified to recommend myself to strangers. )

((I have consulted with Lizzie Bennet-mun, who approved my applying as Darcy.))

Hiatus? (Hopefully not!)

[toujours-sirius.livejournal.com]

So I'm off to Hawaii (w00t!) until Tuesday afternoon. My hotel's got wireless ($13/day), and I'm a sucka and will likely pay for it, so I'll probably be tagging and logged into IRC at least here and there (albeit 5 hours behind EST and at a slower pace than normal). But in case for whatever reason, I'm not around, here's what my chars are up to:

Sirius is in his room in Slytherin, thinking about love, talking to Jim on the phone one of the face-eating cats gave him, and charming random objects to fly. He also may be out tending to Fuckbeak, who hasn't had a good Squib meal in a long time.

Homsar is playing Jenga in his office and devising new strategies for Chutes and Ladders.

Strong Sad is writing emo poetry and realizing that he sort of misses the sting of a dodgeball as it hits his flesh.

Miss Swan is mooning over the Emo!Dalek in her room in Sparklypoo.

Michael is attempting to put together the world's best AIDS joke and missing Dwight like crazy.

Mahalo, yo!

Application for Borat Sagdiyev, Da Ali G Show

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( Common App )

"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. Borat Sagdiyev
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. Borat Sagdiyev .
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. Borat Sagdiyev .
One day, marmalade will rule the world. Borat Sagdiyev "

Owl to the Hat from Simkin

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( Warded so that anyone who shouldn't read it is attacked by a broom screaming 'LOUT!' repeatedly )

An anonymous owl to Sanzo. Ooh, how mysterious~.

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((Warning for very badly written, perverted haikus under the cut. I suggest you avoid clicking at all costs.))
( F is for Friends who do stuff together/U is for You and me/N is for Anywhere and anytime at all! )