Royal Navy WART, with Captain Jack Aubrey
Jul. 9th, 2006 12:18 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Oh - oh, you mean the whole school can hear me? HELLO! HELLO, EVERYONE!
*loud squeal of feedback*
Hell and damnation, what a wretched din. Sounds like one of Stephen's pets. Yuki, sweetheart, it's shouting at me. Pray tell me what I ought to do.
*long pause, sounds of fumbling around*
This is Captain Jack Aubrey, and I'm talking on this radio thing. This is marvelous! We've got these machine thingies that play music, can you believe it? You put this sort of silver thing into the slot here - and you press this button thing here - is that how you do it? Oh, I pressed the wrong one. Sorry. I daresay Stephen's awfully good at this - it's the sort of thing he'd like.
Oh - Yuki says you can talk to me by sticking your head in the fireplace. That makes absolutely no sense, Yuki, my dear. Are you sure? All right, then... go ahead if you want a phiz full of soot. I won't be stopping you.