You're listening to WART Hogwarts Radio. We'll be saying a big hello to all intelligent life forms everywhere. And to everyone else out there, the secret is to bang the rocks together, guys!
I'm your DJ Ford Prefect - researcher, explorer, space bum, and Ravenclaw prefect. Let's start the show with a little song direct from me to you. It's a hoopy tune with a fantastic title: "
Don't Panic" by Coldplay. "Don't panic" is one of the top three pieces of advice you can give anyone. The other two are "always know where your towel is" and "never drink alone" (you should always have a second drink to keep the first one company).
( Broadcasting around the galaxy, around the clock. )That's it for the requests! One last song, a personal favorite of mine,
The Beatles' "Paperback Writer." I've had a great time being your DJ and here's hoping that a few people made it through the entire show and are still listening. Ryuuji and Oz are co-hosting the next edition of Wart.
Send your requests to them here. You might just hear your song on the radio. In fact, you definitely will. We're pretty good about that here at WART, playing everything requested. Even muzak.
The floo lines are open, so why not chat with me for a bit about Life, the Universe, and Everything?