Captain Mal Reynolds Applies

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Capt. Mal Reynolds

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I'll take just 'bout anythin aint processed 'n sealed up in a can. Been livin on synthesized protein goin on a year now. Not gorram shiny.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Seein as my pilot'd get a mite offended If'n I were to off a dinosaur, might just haveta' settle for Carrttop. Any chance there's a reward involved?

3. What time is it where you are?
Hard to tell out here in the Black.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I hear Tonks is a right fine piece of nee yin.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Never been one for clever names myself. Gimme a glass an' somthin strong to drink an' I'm appeased. 'Cept of course if its in an Alliance friendly bar on U day.

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Well, I don't hold with that sorta thing ordinarily, but it occurs to me that it don't really matter who Harry ends up with, seen as th' two of'm are identical. As for world mythologies, I'm afraid I'm not so schooled as some on the history and lore of Earth That Was.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Seems to me that you've chosen the wrong line of work. Ever considered crime?

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
I don't do Hufflepuff. That just aint right.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I hear some tell that Inara has been put up as a bribe by those before me... any takers? Also, I got this old laser gun, worth a fair price on the black market.

Bosch 1/64 Application

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( Applying Future Regent )

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( Flowers Blooming in the Church )

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Private Owls, Heavily Warded


( Nny to Devi )

( Nny to Adam )

( Nny to Roland )

( Nny to Teatime )

Memo to Nightwing: Threatening the God of Love should be avoided in the future.

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( A comedy in two acts, starring lovestruck Nightwing, slicker-than-thou Steerpike, and much put upon friend Ryuuji. )

PING. Voldie, you've got owl!

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( Owled message, night after Ryuuji knocked Nightwing out via a well-chosen punch. )

Private Owl From Charlie to the Lady Door and Professor Dumbledore, respectively

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*A piece of rough, but carefully folded parchment sealed with a dab of blue-and-red marbled wax*

( Hogsmeade... remember? )

( A matter of some Importance )

Late Night RP

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((OOC: I forgot about a lab write up that I need to finish by tomorrow, so I'm going to be up late. I don't care what happens here, as long as it helps me stay awake. Insomniacs unite!))
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