Charlie Weasley, Dragon Hunter

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Current Application: Charlie Weasley

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Dad brought home some lil' fish crackers once, said they'd been swimmin' around in some old muggle lady's cupboard, and he'd been able to convince the ministry they were sommat dangerous. Mum refused to let us eat 'em, but Bill and Dad snuck 'em outside and we ate the box at one go. Best thing I ever tasted.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Oi... I don't hold with killing things, 'less I have to. Usually a good stunning spell will do, and even that's often too much for some of the smaller beasts. My stunning spell's mighty powerful, though. Used to using it on Dragons.
If I had to, though... Barney. He's an embarrassment.

3. What time is it where you are?
Not light out, anymore... I dunnow. I don't really care.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I am in the Order, thank you... blimey. Like my own family, they are. Some of them are my family.

But I'd have to say Miss. Nymphadora Tonks.

Sorry Lupin...

5. If you are pushing to be in:

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

Oi! Thos're my brothers you're talking about... and they both get more action than you can shake a Hebridean Black at. And you don't wanna do that. Trust me.
And anyhow. Harry only gets it up for my lovely sister. He'd be bleedin' out his pores like a regular Jesus H. Christ if he even went crosseyed at another set o' legs, and I heard about it. Gin's got enough problems as is.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.

Tiny replicas used for Dragon Safety lectures in some of the less literate areas in Romania... they're Damn cute, and amazingly lifelike. Take your pick. I've got 'em all. The Swedish Short-Snout's my favourite...

Owl to Steerpike

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( from Glory to Steerpike )

The best of the bunch, at your service!

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RP: Glory and Steerpike

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( Glory's tower rooms )

Tom & Ginny RP - Ginny Moves In

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( Wherein Ginny Weasley moves into the room she shares with Tom Riddle in Slytherin [with a bit of picspam] )

Application!

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Current Application: Kujaku Mai

(  Diamonds are forever!  )

Extra Short and Overdue Announcements Post

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Please welcome our newest members:

Monoka, Chii, Aziraphale, Madeline Bassett, and Gir have been sorted into Hufflepuff; Dale Cooper, Mr. Ollivander and Alan Grant have been sorted into Ravenclaw; Eros has been sorted into Gryffindor; and Gregory House has been sorted into Slytherin. The creature known as Smeagol has been squibbed. However, it has also been given to Professor Cthulhu, so that it may stay in the lake, where he will look after it and train it to serve as school security.

Open Applications:

If you have not voted on the following applications, please do so:

Psyche
Charlie Weasley
Kajuka Mai
Fred and George Weasley

Thank you!

(Open RP, looking for Crowley)

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This is all I'm worth

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Warning: More torture.

( This is all I'm worth. )

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In Icchan's Classroom (Locked to Chii and Icchan)

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( She wasn't sure if she was ready to talk about this )

Application

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Current Application: Captain Jack Sparrow... savvy?

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Gorgonzola. Rolls off the tongue, doesn't it? Truly the best sounding cheese ever devised by man.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Neither. Death is far to simple and innefectual a punishment for their crimes.

3. What time is it where you are?
Not sure... very drunk...

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Well contrary to popular belief, I am not a man who has been too long at sea to appreciate the titillating beauty and allure of the female species, savvy? So... McGonagall.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Wanton Wench? The Boozy Barnacle? The Bloody Barnacle? The Bloody Boozy Barnacle?

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Well I hear Harry's a eunuch... So Fred. Definately Fred.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
It's the rum, mate.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.

I'll give you a map to an island you can't find unless you already know where it is. There you will discover a stone chest filled with gold coins delivered as blood money to Cortez himself. No curse involved, I swear...

A Brief, Heavily Warded Owl Home

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( Owl from Ginny Weasley to Molly Weasley )