Temple and Arch!

[the-lady-door.livejournal.com]

( Truncated, for courtesy's sake )

Tireless Dreamer

[mistressshirley.livejournal.com]

( My lovely application lies beneath the cut )

I'm a scholar!

[youngestbluth.livejournal.com]

( Make love in your own hand! Mother! )

Announcements

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

Greetings!

I believe all of the grotch crowlers have been disposed of, or otherwise handled. Please let one of the staff members know if you see one running about.

On behalf of the school administration, I apologize for the awfulness of your recent meals. Mr. Pye will be asked to give the house elves something other than lentils to feed you in the future.

I have sorted two new members. Please do welcome them to our community!

( Current Members, by House )

We have several applications open, currently. Please add your input so that they can be sorted.

( Open Applications )

This hat has noticed that, on several occasions, members have questioned the applicants but failed to actually vote for them. I am, unfortunately, unable to take unexpressed votes into consideration.

Also, newly stamped members are reminded that they are welcome to join in the sorting process and vote in elections.

Speaking of –


Prefect Elections

Recently stamped members are reminded that they can and should vote in the Prefect elections. We do have some very tight races going.

And further regarding the Prefect Elections and in order to stir up some controversy, in the grand tradition of wizarding politics a Great Debate shall be held on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 beginning at 3:00 p.m. Central Standard Time, with questions to the candidates from the membership continuing thereafter. Students will be afforded an opportunity to change their vote, should their previously chosen candidate prove no longer worthy. Please prepare your questions for the candidates and be prepared to post them at that time.

Staff Appointment

Mr. Butlertron has been appointed by the Board of Governors to the position of Flyingl Professor and Quidditch Referee. He may be addressed as Professor Butlertron henceforth.. He will teach broomstick flying to all first years, and referee all Quidditch matches. He further may give and take house points and may give students detentions.

I don't care about the dress code, I will *not* wear some damn skirt!

[hammer-queen.livejournal.com]

Name: Tiffany Susan Pompoms

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

Crottin de Chavignol. It's French, it's pungent, and it's named for goat droppings. What's not to like?

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

Barney. Carrottop is that Greg guy's enemy (snicker); I just find him annoying. Barney, on the other hand, is annoying and sickeningly sweet. More than enough reason for someone to skewer him.

3. What time is it where you are?

What relevance does that have? sigh 11pm. Unless Tedd's being performing strange experiments with space-time again, in which case the question doesn't have much meaning...

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

Tedd, can I borrow the transformation gun? I need to teach the former man who wrote this question a lesson...

5. If you are pushing to be in:

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.

Obviously, someone must have opened a portal into the Dimension of Red Tape in your office. I would sue (no pun intended).

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.

If you are female, I can teach you to use Hammerspace. If you're male... why should I give you anything?

(no subject)

[barney-the-dino.livejournal.com]

Oooohhhhhkkkkaaaaaayyyyy!!!!!

So me and neil_pye who is my bestest special friend even though he's um something!! Birdies!! And duckies and. I don't know!

Our friend Barney has a band,
E-I-E-I-O!
With a shake-shake here,
And a shake-shake there,
Here a shake, there a shake,
Everywhere a doot-doot.

Hehehe, I just said doot-doot! That's a funny word, kids!!

And also mshuhrooms I mean shummorrs, I mean, mushrooms, and also cigarettes that aren't Tobacco because Tobacco is the Devil Weed. Of the devil!!

( I saw the devil once, but he, he, he ducked into a church to avoid me. )

He jumped inmushroom a pool
Where it was mushroom and cool
Now there are no mushroomed mushrooms
CROAK MUSHROOM CROAK

Now wasn't that fun, kids! Wasn't, wasn't, fun, ooh. Where is Kogal? She has such skin soft shiny shiny I mean soft I mean mushroom skin.

*takes a long toke*

Haaaaaaaaaa.

Mushrooms

[neil-pye.livejournal.com]

All right, I understand some of you are complaining about the Lentils, right. Well, I've got a perfect remedy, like, for that, right.

I've brewed some, like, mushroom tea for anyone who'd like some.

Barney seems to like the mushrooms.

Just, like, come to my hut and like be really mel-low.

And Barney will help us all sing a song about mush-rooms....yeeeaaaaahhhhh....

Rilly Yllir Important

[barney-the-dino.livejournal.com]

The pirate hats are made out of mushrooms. In bed.